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1. Everyone here is severely mentally ill.
2. The smell is unholy. Even for me.
3. "Yerrrrrrrr!" is not a mating call.
4. No one cares about you. I like that.
5. There are a lot of people here.
6. Someone telling you, "Good looks." does not mean they're complimenting you.
7. $2,500 to $3,000 a month rent will afford you a box in an alley. This is absolutely unacceptable. The Young Master will not be pleased.
8. The rats here are.... Different.
9. I never expected to get lost this easily in this hell hole maze of a city.
10. New Yorkers rudeness is nuanced. Only they can differ when someone amongst their kind is speaking normally or being hostile. It's very difficult to understand and adapt to.
I think I like it.
11. Saying, "Deadass." at the end of a sentence gets your point across. The Young Master doesn't like it, but I find it effective.
12. "Copping" something does not mean it's under arrest. The Young Master's soul will be copped.
Deadass.
13. Grell is a 'munch', but he won't be munching me. I'm not 'feeling him' by any means.
14. Getting Sturdy is harder than it looks.
15. Claude is in fact a 'dub'.
16. Saying, "Word to my Master." out loud isn't as gangster as I thought it sounded in my mind.
17. After much resistance, I can confirm that a baconeggandcheeseonaroll is in fact a delicacy.
Yes, it is one word.
18. Observing Grell's behavior towards me, I've determined that he's 'Wylin' for respect'.
He won't be getting it.
19. I called the Young Master, "B" and he blushed. I think I made it to third base.
20. I hate living here. It's a shithole, but comparing it to hell, I'd say it's up to standards. So, will I leave? No.