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  1. Dungeons are the Worst by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    14 Mar 2025

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    Astarion hates dungeons. They are odorous, filthy, trap-ridden monster hovels and very rarely do they actually ever have anything of value within them.
    But during one excursion with the team, he spots a lovely chest made of ancient wood and inlaid with shimmering abalone.

    It beckons to him.

    Gods, there must be something terribly valuable in there. Surely nothing nefarious. That would never happen in a dungeon!
    Right?

    **Now with more monsters! Chapters will be added at my own inspiration and leisure ;)

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