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forming like a figment by RainShadow07
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
03 Apr 2024
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Summary
It wasn’t that Ned couldn’t get dates. He could. He did. He was a member of one of the most famous teams in London, and look, he kept himself in good shape, all right? It was just that … none of his dates seemed to have anything interesting to say to him, or vice versa.
Sure, it was nice to have dinner with someone who smelled good and giggled at his jokes and surreptitiously felt up his biceps. He liked that. And he did like it when they inevitably asked him back to their dorm rooms. Who didn’t like sex? Ned liked sex. Sex with girls. Really.
Except.
Well, it just got rather dull, after a while, didn’t it? Sort of like these fucking parties.
Series
- Part 3 of permutations (nine choose three)
