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JOHN: roxy.
ROXY: ye
JOHN: ROXY.
ROXY: dude im listenin just spill!
JOHN: this is
JOHN: a fucking outrage!!
ROXY: uh i guess its kinda rude but idk if id say outrage
JOHN: we need to retaliate!
ROXY: wait we why we??
JOHN: because i need your help! my prankster's gambit is at stake here!
ROXY: ok idk if thats actually a real thing even but im always down to help w some pranks!
JOHN: great! so let's talk strategy...
