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The blinds were closed, and the door shut. “Hey Baby Girl, what's going on?” Derek said walking into the BAU and discovering JJ, Penelope, and Spencer gathered around JJ’s desk, “Hotch is talking to the agent, we are waiting for him to come out and introduce us to her.” Spencer gets in before Penelope even says a word. “How do you know the new agent is a girl?” a quizzical question asked by the one and only Penelope, “Guys, be quiet he's bringing the new agent out now!” JJ quietly tells them before taking a drink of her coffee, as soon as JJ sees the new agent she spits the coffee out, as the woman walking out of the office is a familiar face with dark hair tied back in a braid, a certain braid that the blonde put in that morning. “Jesus, JJ what's wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” Derek is nearly laughing at how pale the blonde went.
“Penelope, Derek, Spencer, and Emily, meet SSA Emily Prentiss-Jareau'' The introduction is awkward, but what isn't, the young man has a stunned look on his face, all of them do, “JJ?! Is she your sister, I mean she doesn't look like you at all, you’re blonde and well she's not. JJ, who is she?” Penelope starts rambling, quickly cut off by the dark-haired girl's words “Jennifer would you like to do the honors?” Emily gestures her hands towards the stunned blonde. “Guys, meet my wife.” JJ prepared herself for a bombarding of questions, but much to her surprise it was silent. JJ grabbed her wife's arm and dragged her to her office, leaving the team to soak in this information
“Jennifer, I think I killed them.” Emily could only laugh at the team's reaction. “Emily, this isn't funny, they might be dead inside, I mean I just sprung a whole wife on them.” Jennifer was equally laughing and she couldn't contain herself, “Just wait until they find out about our daughter.” Emily raised an eyebrow at JJ, “Emily Elizabeth Prentiss-Jaraeu, don't you dare, if they find out we have to add her to our files and if god forsakes if someone gets ahold of our files, they will go after Ros, I mean I couldn't stand if anything happens to either of you, I would-” JJ’s rambling was cut off by a soft kiss from her wife, “Jennifer, Sweetheart, I was joking, I would never put her in danger, now do you think that, the rest of the BAU is ok? Or what?”
Emily was walking out of JJ’s office, trying to stifle her laughter while JJ was still pale, they walked in on Spencer giving the team statistics on how long JJ could have gone without the team knowing she had been married, “Hello, again, you all seem more colorful” Emily still couldn’t stop giggling, “Emily, this is—” JJ was cut off again by her wife, “Don’t worry I got this, the tough macho-man is Derek Morgan, the nerdy dude in glasses is Spencer Reid, and lastly but most definitely not least, the girl with glasses and blonde hair in the most colorful outfit ever is Penelope Garcia. A pleasure to meet you all.” Emily looks at her wife, so proud “JJ, what have you been saying about me?!” Derek said, almost hurt by how JJ had described them to her wife.
BACK AT THE JAREAU HOUSEHOLD
“Ros, we are home!” Emily screams out, suddenly she and JJ are run into by a little girl with blonde hair and tan skin, her hair in 2 little plaits, overalls covered in mud, and dark blue eyes staring up at them, “Momma, Mommy!! I missed’ed you!” Mary almost broke down laughing, “Ros, it’s missed not missed’ed, can you remember that darlin’ for Momma?” — “Emily, be quiet, leave her English alone!” Jennifer said, swatting her wife away from her baby, what many people say is a mini her, “Now where is my hug?” Opening her arms the little girl crashed into them, looking up her blue eyes meet her mothers, “Momma, Mommy, it’s time to be serwious, when will I get a baby brother?” Emily nearly fell over. “Roslyn, what did you just say?! I can’t even.” — “Okay and that’s a wrap, time for bed darling.” Jennifer said, picking the little girl up and kissing her before handing her to Emily.
Emily walks into her bedroom and finds her wife sprawled on their bed in blue satin pjs, her long blonde hair in a high ponytail, “Emily, what have I told you about calling me Jennifer, you will put ideas into the team head” JJ say up on the bed crossing her arms, “What if I like putting ideas in their head? Plus you know you love when I call you Jennifer” Emily was saying while putting on her red pj pants, unbuttoning her shirt, and putting an oversized shirt over her head, crawling onto the bed towards JJ, “also, I’ve got a bone to pick with you darlin’ you didn’t give me a kiss when you gave Ros one”
all JJ could think was how much she liked it when Emily called her Darling or Jennifer, normally she hates when people call her Jennifer but when Emily does it she just can’t deal. “What if I make it up to you now?” Jennifer said she couldn’t even finish her proposition because just as she finished she was flipped over on top of her wife, she couldn’t help but giggle, the look in her wife’s eyes showed she knew exactly what was going to happen next “Emily. Don’t.” again JJ was flipped now she was laying under her wife, her demeanor was changed, the playful look in her eyes changed to lust, within a split second a pair of pink lips locked onto the neck of the blonde nipping and sucking at the skin, “Emily, God Emily, you need to stop, I can’t have marks, I am not wearing a turtleneck in 86° heat—“ all reasonable thoughts left her head when the nibbling hit her pulse point, suddenly her protests were over and replaced by cries of pleasure.
Waking up intertwined with her wife was a highlight of her day in itself, JJ got out of bed and headed straight to her wardrobe throwing on an oversized Yale shirt and heading to Roslyn’s room, “Hi Mommy, I is awake!!” Roslyn was so excited to see JJ in the morning but as soon as JJ saw Roslyn she knew she had to call in sick to work. The normally bubbly little girl was bright pink and sweating, “Hey sweetheart. do you wanna go wake up Momma while I call someone?” that had the little girl up and running straight into her Mommies room, JJ stayed in the room and dialed Hotch’s number. “Hotch is JJ, I can’t come in today, I’m sick.” JJ fake coughed, he would have believed her but Emily came running into their daughter's room squealing over the crying toddler, “JENNY, JENNY, ROS IS SICK!! OUR BABY IS SICK, WE NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR O-M-G, JENNIFER WHAT DO WE DO??” Emily was having a panic attack, “JJ. who is Ros?” JJ completely forgot that she was on call to Hotch, “FUCK— hey Hotch.. so um, I’ll bring Emily in around an hour, bye!!” JJ hung up the phone before Hotch could answer.
Emily walked into the BAU, Jennifer head on her toe, “Jennifer, I said I was sorry!” Emily was complaining, “Emily, I already told you, you have lost Jennifer questions you can only call me, Jareau or JJ, no Jennifer, no Darlin’, no sweetheart just Jareau or JJ” If JJ was a cartoon character steam would be coming out of her ears, “Emily, JJ, you guys can settle a bet for Derek and I- holy shit” Spencer was stunned, a little girl sitting on JJ’s hip, blonde hair tied back in a ponytail, little curls at the ends of her hair, her face pink and inflamed, her eyes puffy from crying, coughing onto JJ’s shoulder in a pink shirt and jeans on, “JJ, where did you get the kid from? She looks just like you-“ within that moment Spencer put 2 and 2 together, “JJ is that YOUR kid?” Derek spoke before Spencer could,
“No Derek, I stole a sick little girl from the streets because she looked like me, are you stupid?!” JJ was so mad at that moment “Sorry Morgan, I made her mad, I kind of got stressed when I found out Roslyn was sick.”
“A little, are you mad, you came into her room screaming like she was dying.” JJ couldn’t contain her anger but then a little voice spoke “Mommy are you mad at Momma? what did Momma do? does that mean you won’t have my baby brother anymore?” Roslyn spoke tearing up, JJ placed her daughter on the floor and knelt to her “Roslyn Emily Prentiss-Jareau, nothing is ever your fault okay, and Mommy won’t be having your little brother, because I had you, it’s Momma's turn, okay darling?” Jennifer took the little girl in her arms, and glared at her wife, before mouthing ‘oh you are so dead.’