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1. THE AFFAIR. by whitesilverandmercury

   Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin, Attack on Titan, snk - Fandom, aot  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Feb 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • eruri
   • definitely eruri
   • side jeanmarco - Relationship
   • implied but really not explicit except for two references ereri
   • mild theoretically nonexistent eruren
   • 65 percent levi/erwin/eren
   • 25 percent hanji/jean/armin/marco/mikasa
   • 10 percent reiner/bert/annie
   • Midlife Crises
   • Sex
   • Violence
   • not GORE but violence
   • Profanity
   • references to hardcore drug use & prostitution
   • criminal activity
   • Turf War
   • broken russian
   • Dark Comedy
   • mafia hit jobs
   • mafia business deals
   • mafia vacation houses
   • can you tell it's another russian mafia fic
   • awkward no street smarts never shot a gun before businessman erwin
   • whiskey on the rocks & screwdriver cocktails
   • Levi crossdressing
   • YEAH I SAID LEVI CROSSDRESSING
   • guns & powder & all the other international crime syndicate fixings
   • captain america jokes
   • eren & erwin spending a lot of time together
   • jean k. arm candy for marco bodt in an expensive italian suit
   • warehouse raves & warehouse raids
   • yakuza princess bodyguards
   • pretending to know things about guns & st petersburg
   • aka: what not to do abroad
   • a pulp fiction-red-in bruges mafia opera tribute totally unrelated to blood/covenant

   Summary

   Erwin Smith is in town for a work conference and an affair. It’s what Nile says normal, admirable men do in the throes of a midlife crisis. But he never gets around to it after accidentally witnessing a turf war hit job at the very massage parlor he’s seconds from visiting. Luckily, he’s got Eren, a Russian mafia former junkie maybe-hitman probably-prostitute who wants to help—as long as Erwin’s willing to repay the favor by helping him defect from the organization. Running from a motley crew of sophisticated criminals, Erwin gets caught up in the midst of Eren, a mafia queen named Petra, and, among others, Levi the “clean-up guy”…who has a few conditions before helping get Erwin out of the country. And really, Erwin wasn’t asking for a paradigmatic shift in himself as a person—all he wanted was an affair. // any trans. will be at bottom of chapter.

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