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  1. Momiji Tempura by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    04 Jun 2025

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    How to Make Momiji Tempura (Deep-Fried Maple Leaves)

    Ingredients:

    1 Wandering Samurai
    1 Tenryou Detective
    4 - 8 bundles of jute rope
    A heaping spoonful of jealousy

    Gently wrap the detective in the ropes and set him aside.
    Next, get your samurai and sprinkle on the jealousy. Make sure to really rub it in.
    Combine the two in a large bed and turn up the heat, but be careful or your samurai will overcook.
    Once it’s deep-fried to perfection, serve up to a hungry audience while it’s still hot.

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