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Summary:

A chat fic that portrays the daily lives of the characters from Chainsaw Man, amid interactions reflecting their daily lives and their relationships with other characters. I will certainly give myself the freedom to create and change some things, so don't expect me to be completely faithful to the lore.

Notes:

Of course, the chapter will begin by establishing the relationship of the horsemen of the Apocalypse to each other, and of course some things are obvious:
1. Death is easily the best of sisters
2. Yoru has ptsd whenever someone mentions Chainsaw man
3. Makima has a chainsaw fetish and obsession with dogs
4. Fami is a compulsive eater
5. Makima, Fami and Yoru/Asa live together, with Death being in hell and (somehow) getting enough internet to set up a chat (how she learned to use the internet is anyone's guess)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The Apocalypse family

Chapter Text

Death Devil added Makima, Asa and Fami.

Death Devil: Hello, my dear sisters. How long 👋

Makima: Hello sister

Asa: How the fuck did you get my number?

Fami: I didn't expect to see you... So soon, big sister.

Death Devil: I almost feel a weight lifting from my heart to see that everyone is alive and well 😭

Death Devil: Oh, wait... Who is this?

Makima: Who are you referring to?

Death Devil: This "Asa" person, you didn't tell me who she was... And what a rude girl she was.

Fami: It's Yoru.

Death Devil: Ah, that makes sense. Hello my little sister.

Asa: Don't talk to me with that intimacy 😡

Makima changed Asa's name to warbird.

Warbird: Wait, can you change my name?

Warbird: Hey, why did you call me "warbird"?!

Makima: Because I wanted to

Death Devil: Don't be so rude to her, Makima-chan. And Yoru, that's a really cute name for you after all you're the cute little bird in our family

Fami: I think it's because you turn into a bird when you get too weak

Death Devil: Ruined the fun, thanks Fami

Fami: You're welcome ;)

Makima: Avoid bringing this up... Oh, too late.

Death Devil: What it was?

Makima: Yoru is destroying her room...

Fami: Once again...

Death Devil: What happened to her?

Makima: Well, how do I say this?

Fami: She freaks out sometimes as someone mentions the Chainsaw man or something that reminds her of the Chainsaw man directly and indirectly...

Death Devil: Okay, I know this part. But why did she freak out the name?

Fami: Yoru only turned into the bird after losing in the fight with the Chainsaw man.

Fami: And even... Ah...

Fami: She destroyed her room.

Death Devil: You are very irresponsible Fami.

Fami: I don't need to stop being. Look...

Fami: Hey, Makima.

Makima: Hum?

Fami: Can you go there and calm Yoru down?

Makima: Yes, But she's not destroying anything of mine

Fami: Oh, are you sure?

Fami: She starting to affect your dogs' house...

Makima: Nah, they can handle it.

Fami: And she started tearing up her Chainsaw Man photo collection

Makima: ...

Makima: I'll go there.

Makima is offline

Death Devil: ...

Fami: See? Practical and fast

Death Devil: Does Makima have a Chainsaw Man photo collection?

Fami: Yes, but that's not important now...

Fami: Oh, she's coming.

Fami changed the name from "Warbird" to "Yoru"

Fami: Ready

Yoru and Makima are online

Death Devil: How did you know they would arrive?

Fami: I have good guesses.

Yoru: These "guesses" of hers are certainly not just guesses.

Yoru: By the way, the Chainsaw man is unpleasant. I could have ripped up those photo albums.

Makima: You'd need to get over me first.

Death Devil: Be more respectful girls.
We must be mature and rational. We don't need to fight.

Makima: You are right.

Yoru: Yes, but she has photos of our enemy.

Death Devil: Yes... Why Makima?

Fami: Makima is not good with faces, she needs to train to recognize the enemy's face.

Makima: Yeah...

Death Devil: Strange way to do it... But it seems plausible to me.

Yoru: For me it's suspicious...

Makima: Everything for you is suspicious.

Yoru: Hey, come on, I'm not that paranoid.

Fami: Yes you are

Death Devil: I have to agree with Fami on this

Yoru: I'm not the subject of conversation here.

Makima: But it's nice to talk about you

Fami: I agree

Death Devil: And it's good for me to talk to you ☺️

Fami: When did you become such a caring big sister?

Yoru: Hell changes people

Makima: She's not a person

Yoru: You understood what I meant!

Death Devil: Hell isn't so bad, Yes, the neighborhood is complicated and it's kind of boring. But it's not bad.

Yoru: This is the worst thing in the world

Fami: There would be no food

Makima: Devils would eat my dogs

Yoru: There would be nothing to do, there are no people to kill

Death Devil: Then something good I say, in 6 months I will visit you.

Makima: Isn't that that prophecy some guy said?

Yoru: Prophecy of Asramus?

Makima: No, it's Nostradamus.

Fami: We don't need to mention that.

Fami: I am happy about your future coming, Death. And I will prepare a huge surprise for you.

Death Devil: Oh, thank you Fami.

Yoru: Fami being kind, how rare... And strange..

Makima: Yes.

Yoru: Good... girls, I'm going to sleep.

Makima: Me too. I have work tomorrow.

Yoru: And I have class.

Fami: I'm going to church tomorrow.

Death Devil: Sleep well, all of you.

Makima: Good evening

Yoru: And don't send messages on my cell phone at night, and good night.

Fami: Okay, I'm going to sleep.

Death Devil: May you three have beautiful dreams ❤️