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It is Zhongyuan festival, Xia lian went to Ghost City (wait he’s alr in the city—) and waits for SOMEONE, which everyone knows (Ys it’s his hubby). While he’s waiting for his good San Lang, he saw two random couples are fighting, which you guys know… again. Xie lian decided to see what’s going on.
‘Ew, gimme back my laptop!’
‘Nuh uh! You have another one!’
‘WTF! You have more laptop than me! Right, Dianxia?’
‘???’
Xie lian was fckin confused right now, cause he dunno tf is happening.
‘Tf just happened?’ Xie lian asked
‘Dianxia, he stole my laptop’
‘But you have another one’
‘Ew you have more than I do…’
Xie lian had enough of both stupid couples fighting and left. He waited for his San Lang for a long time and he gets bored, so he walked around. And saw a depressed ghost king… and Xie lian decided to ignore him. As he walks, he saw his friend, Shi Qingxuan.
‘Hi Dianxia, how are you?’
‘I’m waiting for San Lang…’
‘Oh… I’m looking for Ming— He Xiong… have you seen him..?’
‘Oh..um… he’s… over there’ Xie lian pointed somewhere.
‘Thx Dianxia’ Then, Shi Qingxuan left.
Afterwards, Xie lian started to become a depressed old man(? (Cuz his good San Lang hasn’t arrived) while others are happy… for something…
‘Omg have you heard of Hoshino Ai, She’s a genius!’
‘Yea! I know, right? She’s a genius idol! Her songs are good, her dancing is amazing…’
Xie lian has no interested about Hoshino Ai (cuz he’s depressed). He waited and waited, San Lang still hasn’t come, but at least Qi Rong showed up…
‘Prince Cousin? Hahaha dog Hua Chegg will NEVER show up! Hahaha…—’
Xie lian slapped him.
‘Hahaha, prince cousin slap me! Hahaha!’
‘Stfu already.’
‘Haha! Never! Prince Cr—’
‘How dare you laugh gege…’
It’s was San Lang. Xie lian was shocked but happy.
‘我呸! Dog Hua Cheng!’
Then, Qi rong left.
‘Gege, are you ok?
‘…’
*silenced*
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And then, Hualian are dating happily
While that, our FengQing are still arguing about the godamn laptop.
‘This is mine now!’
‘No, you already have 3 laptops, 5 Ipad and 10 Iphones!’
‘Well, you have more Ipads and iPhones than me!’
‘No! Wth!’
‘Guys stop fighting!’
‘That’s none of your business, mom’
‘Yea, just leave already, mom’
Xie lian was shocked (dunno when he became the mom)
‘They need a therapist’
‘You’re right, gege…’
Ok let’s IGNORE FengQing. As Hualian walked HAPPILY, our beef showed up(?
‘…’
‘What do you want’
‘I just passed by’
*silenced*
‘Ok..’
Then, He Xuan left.
‘Gege, let’s go’
‘He looked depressed..—’
‘…’
‘Gege, he’s just bad at romantic stuff’
‘???’
Xie lian was super confused.
‘San Lang, wdym.’
‘Ignore that gege, pretend I didn’t say anything’
Xie lian is even more confused.
Later, Xie lian decided to IGNORE black water and left with his good San Lang. Afterwards, nothing special happened. Just FengQing suddenly become gays, Shi Qingxuan finds his “He Xiong” and He Xuan is not depressed anymore (for some reason). Qi rong died and Hualian dates happily.
And then Hualian lived happily forever
FengQing become gays
So as beefleaf
Sadly, our Qi rong dies
-The end-
Remarks: Some minor things are copied from @ra4laz (dun worry I have the permission to do that)