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1. How to Win a Man in Three Meals (or Less) by hoko_onchi

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Apr 2024

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Food Porn
   • Chef Draco Malfoy
   • Lifestyle Influencer and Food Blogger Draco Malfoy
   • Food as a Metaphor for Love
   • But Also Food as a Metaphor for Sex
   • Quidditch Player Harry Potter
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Blow Jobs
   • Rimming
   • Anal Sex
   • Food Puns
   • Comfort Food
   • Food Metaphors

   Summary

   As you know, dear readers, I’ve won the hearts of many men through my expertise in the culinary arts. My mother tells me I’m getting somewhat long in the tooth for such torrid romances. While I resent my mother’s implications, I do wish to settle down as I approach my early-to-mid-thirties.

   So I took on the greatest culinary pursuit of all: winning a husband. I accomplished my goal in three meals (or less).

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   Or: Draco Malfoy is a chef. And Harry is starving.

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