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It was a hot summer morning, the sun shining, the birds chirping, and Manny somehow got outside by himself. I wouldn't be surprised if that little fucker could walk through walls. No matter how he got there he was there, crawling around the backyard. I decided to step outside to see how he got out. On my way I noticed all the doors were locked just as they should have been. Once I got outside I saw Manny and then noticed the new wood chipper dad got for reasons I don't understand.
“Hey, what are you doing out here?” I asked. Manny looked at me with his demonic gaze and didn't respond. I started to think of my profound hatred for this little shit before my eyes wandered to the wood chipper. I wondered how my parents would react and disregarded the idea. Then I thought about everything he's done. He broke my console, he embarrassed me in front of a whole church, he was literally the fucking worst! I walked over to Manny and picked him up.
“Wanna go somewhere cool?” He just stared at me again, piercing my gaze with his. I brought him over to the chipper, turned it on and held him over the thing.
“Any last words?” His eyes seemed to glow red as he stared at me, not a word escaping his mouth.
“Ok, bye bye!” I then dropped him. He screeched while his blood and guts scattered.
“I will find another vessel and when I do I will rain hellfire upon you!!” Manny screeched with the voice of a demon straight from hell. By the time he was all the way through I was coated in his gore.
“Greg, I told you to not mess around with my wood chi- OH MY GOD!” My dad screamed in horror. Before he could say anything else a non corporeal spirit looking thing flew out of the wood chipper.
“You wretched humans! I hope for you to not live a day without fear of my return! A demon never forgets. I will be back, I always come back!” Then it flew away.
“I WAS RAISING A DEMON?” My father looked traumatized.
“What’s going on out he- OH MY GOD!!” My mother screamed.
“Uhhhh I guess we have some explaining to do.” I said nervously.
“We? I don't know what just happened!” My father wailed.
“Ok, so basically-” At that moment Rodrick walked out.
“What is everyone screaming abo- WHAT THE FUCK-”