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Techno and George are a happy couple. But in the eyes of the people that once knew the relationship of the Blood God and the missing founder of the SMP, it is obvious you wouldn’t see these two together. Not in a peaceful manner at least, after all the disagreements and deals between the green goblin and the pink pig, many will know that finding their tight social circle interact, it has a high chance of ending in bloodshed.
So when they got spotted shopping together in Kinoko Kingdom, it had to be the king of the kingdom, Karl Jacobs.
Karl Jacob is a nice man. A little troll but wouldn’t make a prank that will probably cause a war, unlike some other people, Tommy and Sapnap , but overall is a nice man that only cares about his kingdom being in peace and finding time to spend with his friends.
Karl knew a few fragments of who GeorgeNotFound is. According to his memory journals, George was once a really close friend of his. George was a friend that he could trust, as the latter hates griefing anyone, as long as they don’t grief him first. But that is the last of his information his journals could give him. So when a rumour about hearing that George might be in his kingdom, he goes around to find if the rumours are true.
George is known for his clout goggles, blue shirt and cargo pants. The goggles are one of the best features that George never tried to change, hopefully.
Now Karl is a man with a mission.
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Techno wasn’t supposed to be here. Techno was supposed to be with Philza bothering the winged man as usual. But Techno was here, in his fluffy sweaters, he still wore the boar masked but at least he was not wearing his crown and his cape.
George is not complaining. Grocery shopping is much easier since Techno just grabbed every single purchase and started on carrying it. George is so envious as Techno carried those purchases like it was nothing but George can’t even go fifteen minutes without resting. He sometimes glared at the piglin but just got chuckled and hair ruffled, and George might be doing it for that but we will never know.
But now they are done and they are walking to go to Niki’s bakery, Techno holds the grocery bags in both of his hands and George decides that he could help Techno, so he reaches one of his hands. Techno being a dumbass idiot he is, transfers all groceries to one hand and holds George’s hand.
The mushroom was too stunned to even react for a second. “That’s not what I — okay.” George flustered, his whole face was flushed. ‘This pig.’ George thought as he tightened the hold in Techno’s hand.
The two silently walked until George was grabbed by someone and thank goodness to his tight grip on Techno, he didn’t completely face planted. He looked to whoever grabbed him and to his surprise, it was someone he knew from his past. He knew he couldn’t hide for so long but he rather put it off as long as he could and apparently it was time.
“George!” Karl exclaimed as he hugged the man. George froze, he can’t believe Karl can still remember him. God forbid that he thinks Karl still remembers him.
“Hi Karl.” George greeted the man. Karl looked behind him and finally he remembered that he was here with Techno.
“Why are you with Technoblade?” Karl asked with sharpened blades in his voice.
He was about to reply but Techno one up him, “I believe that is none of your business, Your Majesty.” Techno sarcastically replied, George hit Techno lightly and hissed, “That’s not nice.”
Karl's eyes widened as he witnessed the two interact with such ease. He may not remember so much about George but the infamous Blood God was notorious for keeping everyone at arm's length, except for the winged man that he befriended. The Blood God is an anarchist who craves blood, the Red Festival is a historic proof of that.
George sensed Karl’s astonishment at their interaction and his introverted mind came up with a really stupid thing to say, “Karl, this is Technoblade, my boyfriend.” and he felt the two froze.
The first one to break their trance is Techno, “Yep, I am indeed his boyfriend.” he said as he wrapped his arm to George’s waist.
“Huh?” Karl is still in shock. ‘I thought… Dream and George… right?’ the king thought. But then he got flooded with sudden thoughts of what ifs.
What if George was forced into this?
What if George was blackmailed?
What if George was being threatened?
“You seem really shocked, Your Majesty. Maybe you two can meet some other time, George and I will leave now.” Techno said as he removed his hand on George’s waist to take George’s hand to drag the mushroom away from the trouble that he created.
With that, Karl got out of his thoughts and he shouted, “George, be the Kinoko’s Crown Prince!”
Determined to get away with such a dilemma, George shouted back, ” I will think about it!” and drag let himself be dragged by Techno to the nearest Nether portal, ignoring the other citizens of the Kinoko that start whispering around him.
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They are now in the safety of Techno’s cabin. The two sat down on Techno’s couch as the awkward silence covered the two of them. George decides to break the silence, “I will put the groceries away.” he said as he started assorting the purchases.
While doing the assorting, he can feel the hot gaze of Technoblade. He just does his chore with his mind going haywire but acting like he wasn’t affected by it. ‘Seriously, if Techno didn’t stop looking at him with those, George may just ask him to marry him on the spot.’
“So…” Techno starts, “...boyfriend, huh?” he smirked.
“Pretty sure we already established that, right?”
“But admitting it to other people? That is my job.”
“Hey!” George barked at the piglin who just chuckled, “I also want to tell other people that you are mine, okay?” George said as he gave the piglin a stern look and the piglin flushed with sudden burst of admittance from the mushroom.
"Smooth like a fucking butter. Damn, gogy be really whipping the already whipped cream. What does this pig done in his life to deserve Gogy? When you can't contain the damn feels. Gogy really be securing his spot, not like anyone will want to. Oh to have someone."
“Don’t say those words if you cannot handle the consequences, Mister NotFound.”
“Well, what if I want the consequences then, Mister Blade?” George replied coyly. The piglin didn’t hesitate to pick the mushroom up and kissed him deeply while embracing the mushroom to his arms.
“I owe you one.” George whispered as the two separated, making Techno raise one of his brow.
“For what?” Techno asked, and George rolled his eyes.
“For taking me away from that scene.”
Techno put his hands on George’s cheeks and squeezed them, making George pout and furrowed his brow, “That’s ok. You can just marry me and we’ll call it even.”
“Aight bet.”