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    This is literally just all smut. The horniest thing I have ever written. You can thank the NSFW bingo card and my insistance of writing a bingo in one.

    Its against my nature to write Ted without Trent so I am letting my bisexual Trent Crimm brain gremlins have their fun. Honestly, I'm also annoyed by bi erasure today and so I'm using the canons avoidance of using the word gay to serve my own bingo card needs.

    But if you don't like reading Trent as anything but gay, this is not the fic for you.

    No harm no foul, I warned you :)

    Bingo squares are : drunk confessions, girl talk, desert, fuck machine and/or sybian, edging.

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