Work Text:
1:03 AM
Yamaguchi: Hey Hit !!
Yachi: Yama what is it.. it’s 1 AM 😞
Yamaguchi: I don’t really care though ^^!
Yachi: Yeah ok whatever
Yamaguchi: How are ya???
Yachi: Good, w you? :)
Yamaguch: Also good! Just came here to remind you that I love you
Yachi: Aw
Yamaguchi: Is that all you have to say :(??
Yachi: No
Yamaguchi: Alrighty !
Yachi: I love you too yk
Yamaguchi: I probably love you more
Yachi: nu uh
Yamaguchi: I’ll probably eat every single person on this planet just for you
Yachi: That seems violent but it’s you so I can’t really judge much. I’d stay by your side until we died 💗
Yamaguchi: I won’t die
Yachi: Not right now obviously
Yamaguchi: I’d prevent death just for you
Yachi: I’d make flowers grow in your name
Yamaguchi: That’s a greek mythology story right?
Yachi: Yeah
Yamaguchi: I’d be your companion to life and the afterlife.
Yachi: What got you all romantic today?
Yamaguchi: Just you yk
Yachi: You’re like my rock
Yamaguchi: You’re my air, I want to matter more to you
Yachi: You do matter a lot to me
Yamaguchi: I was just kidding
Yachi: You never know when it’s you ;)!!
Yamaguchi: That’s also true
Yachi: So what you up to?
Yamaguchi: Nothing much, got you on my mind all day
Yachi: Me too yk
Yamaguchi: I want a leg to eat
Yachi: Go eat someone else’s leg then
Yamaguchi: I’m also tired
Yachi: That explains it
Yamaguchi: You don’t crave much do you
Yachi: I really don’t
Yamaguchi: You’re stronger than I am
Yachi: Well you’re taller than me
Yamaguchi: So?
Yachi: Nvm
Yamaguchi: No tell me
Yachi: I’m complimenting you back
Yamaguchi: Thanks <3
Yachi: Np :)
Yamaguchi: Today Kageyama really got on my nerves fr
Yachi: How so?
Yamaguchi: Bossing everyone around again, so fucking annoying right?
Yachi: I mean.. he’s an orphan what did you expect from a low life like him??
Yamaguchi: Maybe he’d learn some manners from Hinata or something
Yachi: Really? Fucking Hinata of all people
Yamaguchi: Yeah yeah I get it. He’s just Kageyama’s little cum dumpster that just follows him around everywhere
Yachi: Pffft, what about Tsukishima?
Yamaguchi: Don’t get me started..
Yachi: I’m actually concerned about how much he eats.. like slow down please!!! We also have to eat 😨
Yamaguchi: His height makes up largely for it so it’s not very visible yet yeah. He already acted like a pig and now he’s literally turning into one
Yachi:HELP MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE THAT 💀💀
Yamaguchi: I can’t help it !!!
Yachi: I love you
Yamaguchi: Me too
Yachi: I’m actually thinking about switching yk.. this team sucks so bad it’s not even funny
Yamaguchi: I hate the fact that we made ourselves appear so soft and vulnerable ew.. like now I can’t say anything to Kageyama bc that would ruin my reputation
Yachi: Me too. Always have to act so nervous and insecure it’s honestly tiring
Yachi: Like I don’t fear ya’ll
Yamaguchi: I know that’s right for SURE
Yachi: How late is it
Yamaguchi: 1:28 AM
Yachi: I’m getting tired yet I also wanna talk to you more
Yamaguchi: I’m not yet I still wanna talk to you
Yachi: Do you think White or black is better
Yamaguchi: Race or clothing color?
Yachi: I would preferably ask you race but clothing color
Yamaguchi: Black
Yachi: Me too fr
Yamaguchi: I think white looks better on you though
Yachi: I think black looks cooler on you so we’re both right !!
Yamaguchi: I am : and you are 0
Yamaguchi: Together me make people go :0
Yachi: Wait that’s so sweet help
Yachi: I’m so glad you’re my bf
Yamaguchi: Me too
Yamaguchi: Would you rather eat a leg or arm
Yachi: Arm for sure, way more muscle and it’s just yum over all yk
Yamaguchi: I love legs way more
Yachi: Do we have anything in common?
Yamaguchi: We hate our teams
Yachi: We’re in the same team..
Yamaguchi: So ??
Yachi: Ignoring that
Yachi: Would you fuck your sibling for a million dollars?
Yamaguchi: I don’t have a sibling but if I had then absolutely fuck yeah
Yachi: So real of you
Yachi: Yet so disgusting
Yamaguchi: I think you already know my behavior at this point so it shouldn’t be surprising
Yachi: Ehh true, I wasn’t actually surprised
Yamaguchi: I don’t want to tire you
Yachi: You kinda are rn
Yamaguchi: It’s ok bc it’s me
Yachi: Only reason I’m tolerating you rn
Yamaguchi: 🩷
Yachi: Let’s go to sleep it’s already 1:41
Yamaguchi: Alrighty bye !!!! 🫶
Yachi: Bye <33