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you are enoby darkness dementia raven way and unholy fuck you just found theee ugliest fucking lizard. Its huge and yellow and slimey, like ewww this is so not hot. its staring at you with its giant empty eyes (you can relate, as a goth and all) and ugly BRIGHT YELLOW skin, thats, like, so noth goth.
but something about it intrigues yoiu, its almost like a force is pulling you in to fix this thing. to make it whats it was always longing to be. A goth lizard.
first you of course have to think of a name for it. you cant just keep calling it lizard. you decide to name it bloodkiller salamancer.
next on the list is makeup for it. bloodkiller looks so ugly and yellow and yellow is not a goth colour, so you decide to paint it black by putting it into a bathtub filled with sharpie juice and vodka you bout with a fake id because your so cool. you put bloodkiller salamancer in the bath and it starts screaming really loud and you notice it starts bleeding a bit but thats fine cuz blood is really goth and also fits its name relaly well.
as you bathe it in the sharpie water bloodkiller salamancer screams bloody murder, but you dont pay it any mind cause screaming is gothic. you watch as the sharpie and alcohol baths seeps into his scales. hes stopped struggling, finally. you, enoby, decides to leave it in there for a while to go get a ice mocha frappucino.
you change into a black laced corset dress with red frills and black fishnets and high heels. you go to starbucks and bat your blue orbs at the cashier who blushes shyly. he makes your drink. "ORDER FOR EBONY", he screams sexily. you take your drink and go home.
you go check on the little buddy, but you find that the water has turned a deep crimson. you try to take bloodkiller out of the bloody tub but you find it is dead. turns out you cant just put an animal in a bath of sharpie and rubbing alcohol. look what youve done, youve fucking murdered it. you sink to your knees and cry, when suddenly the magic fbi busts down your door.
"Enoby weve heard you did animal abuse and murder! to the magic electric chair with you!!!"
"no please don't fucking kill me!" you scream sadly
you reach for your wand to avada kevadra the cops but they shoot you through the chest with their magic guns..