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Phantom thieves group chat shit posts

Summary:

The phantom thieves after settling down, have a group chat made "what can go wrong?" She though, a lot can go wrong.

Don't treat this seriously, i wrote this for no reason, when i should have been asleep.

Chapter 1: Shitposting gone wrong

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-Futaba created a group Chat

-Futaba Renamed themself to Babayaga
-Babayaga invited Ren, Ryuji, Ann, Yusuke, Makoto, Haru, Akechi, Sumire

-Babayaga Renamed Ren to Joke Boi

-Babayaga Renamed Ryuji to Boneblock
-Babayaga Renamed Ann to The Pink Panther

-Babayaga Renamed Yusuke to Garlic Bread Enjoyer

-Babayaga Renamed Makoto to Jotaro

-Babayaga Renamed Haru to Scary Lady

-Babayaga Renamed Akechi to Mr.Pancakes

-Babayaga Renamed Sumire to Cinamon Roll

Boneblock: What is this?

Mr.Pancakes: I don't have time for this, and I think I made it clear that I do NOT want to hear about Packakes for a long, Long time.

 

Garlic Bread Enjoyer: Hmm I wonder, for what reason has Futaba named me Garlic Bread Enjoyer?

 

Cinamon Roll: And why am I called Cinamon roll?

Babayaga:... Because you are sweet like a Cinamon roll?

Joke boi: Smooth Oracle, Smooth

 

Jotaro: And why am I called Jotaro

Joke boi: You explain Boneblock

 

Boneblock: Hey! Atleast call me by my codename

Jotaro: Explain what?

Babayaga: You are called Jotaro in here because you always say 'ora' when punching in in dat special attack move.

 

Jotaro:... Ryuji...

Boneblock:Uhh what did I do?

Joke boi: Run Boneblock, run!

Garlic Bread Enjoyer: My Question has not been awnsered yet.

 

Joke boi: Lemme awnser it then, Taba things you are most likely Asexual and wanted to do an Asexual Joke.

 

Joke boi: Wait a minute...

 

Joke boi: THAT IS MY JOB TABA! I AM CALLED JOKE BOI FOR A RESON!

 

Babayaga:... oops?


Babayaga: Why do I hear boss music? 0-0

 

Joke boi uploaded AC7 The Hero of Comberth Harbor DLC ost .mp3

 

Babayaga: Oh no Pancakes Help!

Mr.Pancakes:great idea, I will help you Joker.

 

Joke boi: Good, Please bring a Camara


Babayaga uploaded Oversimplified 'Oohh noo' .mp3

 

Boneblock: is Taba going to be alright?

The Pink Panther: what is even going on?

 

Boneblock: uhh good question, I think Taba is dead.

 

Jotaro: Then a certain someone will join her.

 

Boneblock: oh no...

 

Boneblock: Yusuke, can I stay at your Place? Makoto is after me...

Garlic Bread Enjoyer: No.

Boneblock: Please?

 

Garlic Bread Enjoyer:No.

 

Boneblock: Is no all you can say?

 

Garlic Bread Enjoyer: Yes

Boneblock: Wait that's illegal.

 

The Pink Panther: I think I will log off for today.

 

Babayaga: Please someone Help, they are busting down my door.

Cinamon Roll: Who is busting down your door?

Babayaga: Them...

babayaga uploaded Ren and Pancakes infront of door .jpg

Babayaga: Please help Sumi...

Cinamon Roll: Senpai Please stop busting down Futaba-san's door.

 

Joke boi: SALUTEM A DEUS

Cinamon Roll: what does that mean?

Garlic Bread Enjoyer:I think that is Latin, I am not quite sure on what he means with that.

Joke boi: DAEMON REQUIESCES

 

Scary lady: Where is my Screen time?

 

Boneblock: You get none


Scary Lady:...

 

Boneblock uploads Oh Shit .mp3

 

Joke boi: SALUTEM HOMINUS

 

Boneblock: Wait how did Joker change his Message Font?

 

Babayaga: HELP THEY ARE INSIDE!

 

Cinamon Roll: Futaba? Are you alright?

 

Cinamon Roll: Futaba?

Cinamon Roll: FUTABA!!!

 

Mr.Pancakes: Don't worry about the Gremlin.

 

Cinamon Roll: Akechi-san! What are you two doing to futaba?

10 Minuts Later

Cinamon Roll: Akechi-san, please tell me what you two are doing to her

 

1 Hour later


 

-Babayaga has Renamed Joke boi into Grounded Boi
-Babayaga has renamed Mr.Pancakes into flattend Pancakes


Babayaga: Oh yeah, finally I am back

Cinamon Roll: What happened?

Babayaga: Let the grounded boi explain

Grounded Boi: … I don't want to talk about it.

 

flattend Pancakes: it was... worth it...

 

flattend Pancakes uploaded futaba tickle torture .mp4

 

Boneblock: huh? What is that

Babyaga: Oh no

Boneblock: Joker did you and Akechi seriously Tickle futaba in retaliation and record it?

Cinamon Roll: Can I do that to futaba?

Babayaga: please no

 

Gounded boi: Go for it.

 

Boneblock: Wait a second, why is joker's name now grounded boy?

 

Grounded Boi: I got grounded for tickling futaba with akechi. He is also grounded.

Boneblock: HUH!? Boss can do that?

Flattend Pancakes: Apparently Yes.

 

Grounded Boi: But futaba is also grounded, all 3 of us are.

 

Babayaga: you didn't have to tell them that grounded boi

-Grounded boi renamed Babayaga to Grounded sis

 

Grounded Boi: I didn't need to.

Grounded Boi: But I did.

 

Grounded sis:...