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1. listen: there's a hell of a good universe next door by orciny

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Apr 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Sex Pollen
   • Crowley's Plants (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • but only sort of
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • changing genitals
   • frivolous use of miracles
   • Masturbation
   • Oral Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Nausea
   • Pining While Fucking
   • misapplication of ethereal magic
   • Post-Season/Series 01
   • Orgasm Control

   Summary

   A month after stealing a nondescript trinket from Aziraphale's bookshop to prove a point, one of Crowley's plants has got the strangest bloom. Let's hope no one touches it and experiences consequences! In fact, if they aren't careful, they might end up experiencing consequences on every surface in Crowley's flat.

   It's sex pollen, friends.

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