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“Hehe.. feeling a bit… mischievous today” whispered Sheldon into the mirror.. mischievously.. “I heard if you say Jeff the killer into the mirror three times he will come out.. let’s see if that works..” he smirked evilly
“Jeff the killer.. gulp.. Jeff the killer… Jeff the killer” he whispered but nothing happened. “Aw man😕” he sighed. As he turned around to leave he heard a peculiar noise..
“J-Jeffy? Is that you?”
“Yesss it’s meeee Shelly…”
“Oh boy oh boy this is so exciting” said Shelly.
Jeff had skin as white as white and an evil smile.. and no eyelids! Wow..
“Sheldon, I have to tell you something.. something important.. something about.. me..”
“Ermm what is it Jeff?”
“I’m… gay..😿”
“What!😿”
“Well you said if you say my name three times I’d come out.. so I did..”
“True..” sighed Sheldon.. “well anyway let’s go be evil”
“Sounds good to me.. hehe..”
“Wait!!!! Before we be evil.. I want to change my name to Sheldon the killer instead.. to be like you Jeffy…”
“Sounds great..👍”
Sheldon the killer and Jeff the killer strolled into the dining room to eat dinner.
“Who’s your friend there baby🤔” asked Mary (Sheldon the killer’s mother)
“Oh that’s my friend Jeff the killer. And my name is Sheldon the killer now by the way.”
“Ok well sit down it’s time to eat Shelly” says Mary..
“Hey if Sheldon gets to bring a friend over I wanna bring a friend over 🤬” angerly hisses georigie
“That’s fine.. invite ur friend over..” says Meemaw who’s also here
“Me too…….?” Asks missy
“Yes 😓🙄” says Mary
About 2 minutes and 19 seconds later the door bursts open
“Hey guys it’s Georgie’s friend kirk and missys friend julian!!!!!!!!”
“Wow🙀” is all George sr can say..
After dinner Sheldon the killer and Jeff the killer begin their plan…
They stroll into the dark room.. knives in hand… “ready to kill?😈” whispers Sheldon the killer
“Yes🙏” responds Jeff the killer
“Shh… go to sleep…” whispers Jeff.. and they kill
Billy sparks chickens🙀
The next day Sheldon the killer cooks dinner for the family
“Where did you get these chickens 🤔” asks Mary
“Don’t worry about it.. hehe..” he responds with a chuckle …
Then the next day Sheldon awakes.. it was all a dream.. or was it..?😕