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1. In a hole in the ground there lived a dragon by NobleKitty

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen, Other
   • Work in Progress

   12 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dori (Tolkien)
   • Nori (Tolkien)
   • Ori (Tolkien)
   • Balin (Tolkien)
   • Dwalin (Tolkien)
   • Bifur (Tolkien)
   • Bofur (Tolkien)
   • Bombur (Tolkien)
   • Óin (Tolkien)
   • Glóin (Tolkien)
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thranduil (Tolkien)
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bard the Bowman
   • Elrond Peredhel
   • Gollum | Sméagol (Tolkien)
   • Azog (Tolkien)
   • Smaug (Tolkien)
   • Beorn (Tolkien)
   • Bilbo Baggins is a dragon
   • Dragon!Bilbo
   • Will there be Major Character Death? Who knows!
   • Continuity What Continuity
   • Canon Soup
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Secret Identity
   • Secret Identity Fail
   • Identity Reveal
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending??? Maybe IDK
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags May Change
   • BAMF Bilbo Baggins
   • Sassy Bilbo Baggins
   • Bilbo Baggins is Not Oblivious
   • Bilbo Baggins is So Done
   • irregular updates
   • No Beta we die like Thorin's Sense of Direction in the movies
   • Body Dysphoria
   • Because going from a dragon to a hobbit is hard
   • And going from a maia to a wizard is hard too
   • Physical Disability
   • Chronic Pain
   • Good Old Fashioned Trauma
   • Queer Platonic Bagginshield
   • More people live/Less people die
   • Iglishmêk
   • Khuzdul
   • Dwarf Culture & Customs
   • Elf Culture & Customs
   • Hobbit Culture & Customs
   • Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences
   • Dragon Culture & Customs
   • Orc Culture & Customs
   • Weird Biology
   • Humans are not reproductively binary and the other races more so
   • Gender dysmorphia
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Character Death

   Summary

   This fic is intended to be a comprehensive rewrite fusion of The Hobbit movies and the novel, wherein Bilbo Baggins is a dragon and *none of the dwarrow must find out.* Chaos ensues and The Ring is temporarily abandoned in the confusion that is The Quest.

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   English

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