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Proud Immortal Demon Way, the infamous, extremely overrated, unbearably long, smut filled, story by the author Airplane shooting to the sky. Personally reading through the whole story with extreme enjoyment and anger, Cheng Hualing finally closed out of the tab that had been opened for almost a year now and she groaned as she relaxed on her spinning chair. She grabbed the cup of ramen noodles that she had set aside for about 30 minutes while she read, and began eating with a pair of chipped chopsticks.

Fuck! She spilt some broth on her keyboard. She got up to get paper towels from her kitchen and tripped on a trick wire that somehow got out from the unorganized mess under her table.
“AH! Shit! The novel cursed me, again!!” Cheng Hualing soon met her end as she fell and hit her head on a sharp nail on her floor, it impaled her skull.

Ow. Well she wasn’t dead, she rubbed her skull as she stood up. She wasn’t in her very comfortable, pastel room anymore. A cave?! Well this is interesting, of course she probably should freak out. She was one of the people who spent the most money of that stupid website, so it was impossible that she hasn’t read transmigration novels.
She looked down, and it seems she was correct. She was even more pale than she used to be, and she was wearing something she could never have enough gut to wear in her real life, red gauze…red gauze….where had she heard of a character wearing that…

Fuck!

She thought she had hit the jack pot with escaping her painful life, but she was just sent form one trash can to the recycling bin!
She was sent to the body of the most famous, and fan favorite demon lady!

Sha Hualing!

The saintess of the Demon Clan!

Y’know what…make the best of things, her 27 year old, already wrinkling, worn out body had been traded in for a slim and flexible body that looked to only be around the age 16-19. All her debt for that stupid novel has been erased.

But fuck. She might as well get split into two when the plot progresses!

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How clumsy do you have to be to end up dying because you tripped and life gave you a stroke of bad luck…hopefully this life just gives her more luck to survive. Cheng Hualing…no Sha Hualing has been an avid fan of transmigration novels (especially the BL ones..) so she knew what to do and what to not.

First, ground yourself in your new reality.
When first arriving she was extremely concerned and confused. But she could easily ground herself. She read a lot of novels and manhua that showed characters thinking everything was a play and it was all a trick. But from her knowledge she could easily realize she was sent into one of her most hates, and adored story that she has read. She wasn’t confused and she now knew what to do.

Second, get used to the nagging…
“SYSTEM: HELLO! THANK YOU FOR USING THE SYSTEM, WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME. ASK QUESTIONS, DO MISSIONS, GET B-POINTS. FILL PLOT-HOLES, RAISE THE REVIEWS. YOU HAVE USED THE CODE WORD ‘The novel has cursed me, again!’ ENJOY YOUR STAY.” Get used to the very annoying system…from her extensive research (A.K.A. fan-girling over…things) the system is here to give you missions…so you can progress the plot, but what is B-points?! What happens if I don’t want to do the missions?! What if…it’s not like its gonna answer the questions anyways.

Three, get into character.
Alright, from what Sha Hualing has seen, Sha Hualing has an ambitious and fierce nature, attempting to challenge the powerful Cang Qiong Mountain sect and seize spoils of war to show off in the Demon Realm. She also shows she is cunning and manipulative. But how is a girl, who was deemed ‘nicest person’ by both school attendants and friends, supposed to be cunning and manipulative, or scornful! Easy, find the male lead and hug his thigh for dear life, it’s what anyone would do right? Then…release all of her hidden anger of her past life that she was too scared to show. Now she had to get used to the red gauze outfit that was way to revealing for her taste, but at least she could move and be free. But the problem is…she has no shoes…god getting around it going to be harder than she thought.

Four, do missions.
“So, System. What is my first mission, huh?”
“SYSTEM: HELLO FAITHFUL USER, YOUR FIRST MISSION IS; FIND YOUR PLACE. SHA HUALING IS THE SAINTESS OF THE DEMON REALM. TRAIN YOUR GOONS. AFTER THIS MISSION, YOU MAY ACCESS THE OOC OPTION.”

Easy, Sha Hualing stood up, brushing off the pebbles from her legs and clothing. She looked around the cave.

But where is she..?

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Well a cave, duh. But while reading the fan service story the only cave used inside of the story was so the MC could fuck the living daylight out of one of the women in his harem. Sha Hualing shuddered at the thought of that chapter, she was mildly concerned for the author.

As her first mission involved training goons, did this eventually lead to the part of the story where the golden child, Luo Binghe, encounters Sha Hualing and obediently falls in love with her? She shook her head, pondering the fate of the white lotus main character with his modest origins. As she surveyed the room, searching for clues about her whereabouts and a means to escape, she suddenly heard faint murmuring.

Just out of instinct, she skittered up the wall, like a scared spider, she didn't know she could do that...and it was terrifying that she could. What was more horrifying was the woman who came from one of the many holes in the cave, Liu Mingyan. The most favored character in PIDW, is the possibly most beautiful woman in the world, AND is the one character that Sha hauling would die for, not the character but the woman that transmigrated here. She loved her, probably her gay awakening to...Anyway...the reason she felt her heart stop was not because she was madly in love but because Liu Mingyan seemed to dislike Sha Hualing vividly. She didn't wish to die in her first few moments in a new life. But right when she was thinking this, she dropped from the ceiling, it made her head dizzy. She expected to hit her back on the rocky floor, but instead, she fell into a soft plush feeling.

NO- NONONONONO! This is exactly what she wished for in her past life, but now this was a serious problem. Imediently Sha Hualing jumped out of the arms of Liu Mingyan and landed in a Spiderman-esk pose. She lifted her head and her heart raced from excitement, but her brain was screaming.

"Hualing?" Liu Mingyan didn't even seem hostile, more confused than anything.

Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing have always seemed to be at odds with each other. It's surprising to see Liu Mingyan behaving so cordially and amicably towards her now.

"Did you spy on me during my mission?" Liu Mingyan asked, wearing a warm and pleasant expression that was uncharacteristic of her usual anger or disdain towards Hualing. Even though half of Liu Mingyan's face was covered by a veil, she could tell what her face was expressing. She didn't quite know what her full face looked like. But the airplane shooting towards the sky made it seem like under the veil was the most beautiful thing in the universe that if it were to be seen completely, it would cause every man that saw her to madly fall in love with her, the only one seeing her face being the MC.

"A-" Sha hualing opened her mouth without thinking of what she wished to say, her mouth only emitting an odd croaking noise.

"Uhm. Li Mingyan? Do you know...Uh... where is this cave's exit?" Hualing said, hoping that she didn't seem overly friendly.

Liu Mingyan nodded and made a motion with her hands for Hualing to follow her.
"I'm heading there now, follow me"

Great, this was her way to starting her mission. But this was also flooding her head with questions of why she wasn't currently being attacked by Mingyan's sword.