Green_Naruto38
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It’s not jealousy, because Xiao being jealous would be completely ridiculous. And it’s not hurt, because it’s not like Xiao has the right to demand anything in this player-character relationship. It’s…well… Xiao has no idea what it is. That might be his problem.
In other words:
Varesa comes out soon.
Xiao…does not know what to feel about this.
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Car Crash by Green_Naruto38
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Apr 2025
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There was nothing to hunt in Wolvendom. Which, you know, is a problem if you’re trying to feed an entire pack of wolves. Razor was sent out to see if somebody (read: the Traveler) would be able to help supply meat, but things go south quickly when something knocks into him when he’s in the waypoint.
Thrown into this new, horrible world, what will happen when people finally find out that he exists?
[On a h-h-hiatus???? (!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?) (in a rewrite way)]
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My trolls headcanons, some sad, some random by Green_Naruto38
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Sep 2024
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Xiao overhears strange things sometimes. The newest example starts with Tick-Tock and ends with link. Apparently, it has something to do with him, so sue Xiao for being curious.
If only his player would stop pausing the damn game to read these things.
[OR: Worded in more classic words,
Xiao gets called emo.
Zy0x takes full offense to that.]
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Spider-Man: Cat’s Outta the Bag (and the Home) by Green_Naruto38
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Aug 2024
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After an extremely stupid, crazy and just downright ridiculous series of events, Peter Parker finds himself…as a cat. No- wait, sorry, a KITTEN. Very important distinguishment.
Even MORE important is that this all happened to coincidentally occur in a way where neither Karen, nor by proxy, Tony Stark, could tell what had befallen the spider superhero!
And Mr. Stark just won’t take him seriously- he is a very important kitten with a very important thing to say!! He’s Peter Parker, and he’s right here!
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One day, I decided to answer a strange DM, and next thing I knew, I was in the world of Splatoon, having to complete the Octo Expansion in order to get back home. As a human in the body of an Octoling Agent 8, things suddenly get a lot more…difficult… for me, in the oddest of ways…
And hey, beating Octo Expansion is a lot harder than it looks! Oh… my god…I never even beat Inner Agent 3??? I- I barely play ranked??? I’m stuck in Overachiever Salmon Run??? Dude… ok… so maybe my odds aren’t exactly the best but- I’ll, I’ll make do!
Will she be able to face the trials that await her as Agent 8? Or will she blow her ticket to home?
Sighhhhhhh, I KNEW I never should have made a Reddit account!
[By now, as of June 23, 2024 this has undergone some INSANE editing, so if you’ve ever read this before, you’ll need to go back and read it again (trust me its much better now T^T)
Summary previously called the MC Audri.]
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Misadventures are just called Genshin accounts (Starring Zy0x and friends!!!:DDDD!!!!!:D!!!) by Green_Naruto38
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 May 2025
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The tales in which one’s cast of playable characters is…get this, completely sentient!!! And then, as you can most definitely guess cmon guys it’s really obvious just guess what hyper-specific two-word phrase comes after this you know it I swear it,
hijinks ensue.
Updates sporadically (by which I mean expect a year between each one 😍 (not clickbait…unless??)).
Zajef is in the works! Hang tight :333
EDIT: Guyyyyysss……. Heh…. (Looks up at u like cute anime boy and scratches back of head) s-scratch that!!!! Heh….!!!!! No zajef cuz I started writing the fic 2 years ago and it’s so freaking buns I’m scrapping it- Words:
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The Adventures of Gengar and Cutiefly by Green_Naruto38
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
13 Aug 2022
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Ravens in the Night by Skk
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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“You know, I’ve always had a weakness for pretty things.”
The words twisted through her nightmares, not quite a threat, because they didn’t have to threaten. The Wizard had made her, and he could unmake her just as easily.
Where Glinda is a bird in a gilded cage, and Elphaba sets her free
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Wild Goose Chase by HeyOkayMeow for RoundBlueDuck
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2021
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“Why would I lie to Xiao Mo?” she asks, patting his head. Mobei pouts. “The Goose is real! And gobbles up every unwed king!” She pinches and tickles his ribs, Mobei shrieking and diving under the covers. Yan Han rips back the covers and tickles Mobei again.
“Honk, honk!”
“No!” He kicks free of her and pulls silk sheets and furs over him. “There’s no Goose! Stop it!”
…There’s a Goose.
For Urano as part of Moshang After Hours’ Secret Santa.
Bookmarked by Green_Naruto38
24 Nov 2025
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“I see,” Shen Qingqiu murmurs, placing his fan on the table. “It’s… not my preferred method, but… maybe. You could…” Shen Qingqiu’s complexion goes from white to green. “Talk…? To him?”
All three men sit in awkward, horrified silence.
“But I have some books that may help with your relationship problems” Shen Qingqiu says quickly.
Mobei Jun nods fervently. “Please.”
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This Sect is a Democracy Now by hon_hon_spagoot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2025
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What if Shen Yuan was an ultra-patriotic American law student?
I have no more to say. I was on the bus and decided this is a great idea. 🦅TASTE MY EAGLE OF FREE WILL 🦅Bookmarked by Green_Naruto38
24 Nov 2025
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“A MEAT STICK! MY DESTINY IS AS A MEAT STICK! WHAT A LAWLESS WORLD THIS IS! THIS IS CLEARLY A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!” oh lordie so it starts…
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If You Sing or Dance YOU LOSE! (Millenial Stuck in a Xianxia Novel Edition) - HD by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2019
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“The system.”
“Oh no.”
“It has access to our minds, correct? So, it has access to our memories.”
“I hate the implications, but yeah…”
“Good, do you remember Alexa and Cortana, and all those intelligent systems?”
“Like, from the meme?” A sigh.
“Yes, exactly like the meme.”
“Yeah, I… Wait. You’re telling me…”
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Bookmarked by Green_Naruto38
24 Nov 2025
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Holy…. The best fics really are the ones recommended in the comments of some random Pinterest fanart,, just pure vibes this entire fic tbh
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your hand has always been the perfect fit to mine (the hand that would pull me out of hell) by Nightingale231
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2025
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The thing is that Luo Binghe doesn't need to ask. It's there. It's evident.
The fan that Shizun has carried for the past two moons is still in his hand. It's simply-drawn - nothing more than a strange symbol, a black swirl with a triangle on one side - but Shizun hasn't put it down since Shang-shishu gave it to him. His knuckles tighten around it, and then they loosen.
Forcibly.
"This master does not want for anything," he says, lies through his teeth as though Binghe cannot see his heart broken there, "how could he, with Binghe at his side?"-
Or, Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua were married, once upon a time.