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Summary:

karkat decides to take a nap right as dave goes to confess his feelings, leaving him to wake up to a big wall of pure strider-feelings

Notes:

i lvoe the,,,m,,. ..,
not proofread so soz for mistakes

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TG: hey

TG: hiiii

TG: wakey wakey

TG: fuck nevermind kanaya just told me you were actually taking a nap

TG: hopefully you dont have notifications on for a bit

TG: actually it's probably better that your offline

TG: so if i regret any of these then i can delete them before you see them

TG: wait ill just check you definitely dont have your notifications on

TG: a

TG: a

TG: a

TG: kark

TG: karkles

TG: kkarrrrkkat

TG: vantas

TG: abcd

TG: efg

TG: hijk

TG: ok i should be good

TG: right

TG: jegus i need to get to the point

TG: i leik you

TG: like you

TG: a lot

TG: like way more

TG: than ive ever liked anyone before

TG: especially a guy

TG: so im still freaking out cuz

TG: i know homophobia isnt a thing

TG: and for some reason everyones gay now

TG: or some form of gay

TG: but i thought id be that one token straight guy

TG: but then we started hanging out more

TG: and i dont think thats the case

TG: nice going vantas

TG: you turned dave strider gay

TG: there goes the strider bloodline

TG: i mean i wouldnt say im gay

TG: i dont think so

TG: ive been attracted to girls before

TG: but right now i can only seem to think about you

TG: youre very vantractive

TG: fuck you dont even need to tell me that was bad i regret that one a lot

TG: im sort of nervous i cant lie

TG: i dunno how you are going to react to this

TG: and this could be the biggest shock to wake up to

TG: or i mean actually you might just think

TG: about fucking time he said something

TG: cuz now that i think about it

TG: i was great at denying my feelings but i wasnt great at hiding them from myself

TG: we were literally cuddling yesterday

TG: and i mightve lied a little when i said i just fell asleep because the movie was boring

TG: the movie was boring

TG: i guess i wanted an excuse to lay on you

TG: fuck hold on

TG: dont wake up right now please

TG: ok back

TG: i kinda sorta snuck into your room to see if you were still sleeping

TG: you are

TG: im not in your room any more btw

TG: that would be weird

TG: shit i think im gonna go to sleep now

TG: or ill pussy out and delete all these

TG: fuck idk if im gonna even be able to sleep

TG: im gonna get rose to take my laptop for the night and not give it back until the morning good night

TG: fuck that was bad

TG: uhhh.. <>

TG: actually it might be more <3

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: I WAS BARELY SLEEPING FOR AN HOUR

CG: AND YOU COMPLETELY BLOW UP MY LAPTOP

CG: JEGUS GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE TO READ THESE

CG: OK SHIT I JUST READ THEM

CG: SORRY FUCK I WAS JUST ANNOYED I HAD TO READ THROUGH THESE

CG: FUCKKK DAVE HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOR

CG: DOES KANAYA KNOW??

CG: OR ROSE??

CG: FUCK

CG: SORRY YEAH NO I DIDNT EXPECT TO WAKE UP AND HAVE DAVE FUCKING STRIDER TELL ME HES POSSIBLY FLUSHED FOR ME

CG: WAS NOT ON MY SCHEDULE FOR TODAY

CG: I THINK ITS BETTER IF WE TALK WHEN BOTH OF US ARE ONLINE

CG: SO ILL WAIT FOR YOU TO TEXT ME TOMORROW

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

CG: THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BE A BAD CONVERSATION IN THE MORNING

CG: WELL IT MIGHT BE

CG: NO FUCK SHUT UP ME

CG: WHAT I MEAN IS

CG: <>.. <3

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TG: woa

TG: hey

TG: thats not how i thought that was gonna go

TG: umm

TG: long story short

TG: i think its been a couple months since this started

TG: yeah rose and kanaya sort of know

TG: i dont think kanaya fully knows

TG: just that it has to do with you

TG: and feelings

TG: but rose knows

TG: oh fuck look at me rhyme

TG: no god this is not the time

TG: and i know a thing or two about time

TG: fuck

TG: im still freaking out a little

TG: im probably going to be awake for the next three days just thinking about this

TG: so ill be awake whenever you reply

TG: cya

TG: idk which sign would be better to end off

TG: if pale is brorails and feeling sharing then i think this is what this is currently

TG: but at the same time i sorta wanna kiss you

TG: wtfwtfqtf why did i send that fuck fuck fuck delete

TG: it wont fucking delete

TG: fuck fuck fuck

CG: ME TOO

TG: what

TG: hi

CG: HEY

CG: WE ARE VERY PALE RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THIS. AND I DO OR DID FEEL PALE FOR YOU

CG: BUT I ALSO WANT TO KISS YOU

TG: cool

TG: thats cool

TG: awesome

TG: that is

TG: awesome to hear

CG: DO YOU WANNA COME OVER AND WATCH A MOVIE

CG: OK NOT WATCH A MOVIE I THINK ITS BETTER WE TALK NOT OVER CHAT

TG: omw

TG: ..

TG: <3

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CG: <3

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

Notes:

ty for putting up with these idiots and reading to here,,

comments + kudos much appreciated and i recommend checking my other fics if you liked this one, im open to prompts and i have a question in my end notes on my last fic!!