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1. Have You Ever Met God Only to Realize Your Crush is Prettier? by Grey4729

   Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)  

   • Mature
   • Underage Sex
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   22 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Hazel Callahan/PJ
   • Isabel/Josie (Bottoms)
   • Hazel Callahan & PJ
   • Josie & PJ (Bottoms)
   • Isabel & Josie (Bottoms)
   • Hazel Callahan
   • PJ (Bottoms)
   • Isabel (Bottoms)
   • Josie (Bottoms)
   • Canon Continuation
   • PJ comes to school with nothing but an idea
   • Josie is mostly prepared
   • Hazel has everything but it's just thrown in her bag
   • Even the plot
   • PJ is Gay for Hazel
   • But will she admit it? Probably not for a while
   • No beta we die like Huntington player 3
   • PJ is a hot mess
   • Hazel is gay but PJ is too concerned with her own thoughts to realize
   • Weirdly important flashcards
   • I’m pretty sure this counts as a slowburn by now
   • So much teenage angst
   • You can practically taste it
   • Now with communication issues!
   • But not really communication issues
   • More just PJ is not listening and doesn't do critical thinking issues
   • she's trying though
   • A solid attempt was indeed made to communicate- unfortunately its PJ
   • underage sex is a required tag but this is mature and not explicit for a reason
   • also its bottoms what're you expecting its literally canon lol
   • we love pining for our best friend here
   • this isn't a song fic i just love a specific song so it gets to be mentioned all the time
   • josie and isabel are more background than anything else but they have their moments i swear
   • i did technically get a beta reader but they were about as important to this as the school mascot

   Summary

   PJ is desperately throwing emotions out the metaphorical window. Unfortunately, they keep coming back. Like boomerangs. But PJ has no coordination and they keep whacking her in the face.

   Recently one Hazel Callahan has entered her life and PJ does not want her there. Or so she says.

   This is basically just a (very loose) continuation of Bottoms, set two weeks after the Huntington game, where PJ has feelings™ and she does. not. like. them. (We all know where this is going though.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   84,992

   Chapters:

   13/13

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   185

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