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    Peter Parker most certaintly was a loser. He was also, potentially and purely hypothetically a dumbass.

    Wait no, almost all individuals he's met care to differ: Peter Parker was most certaintly a dumbass. Villains, heros, and weirdos alike, Peter Parker seems to surprise everyone from his wide range of genius and stupid capabilities.

    This one, this one was stupid. It was purely impossible and the outcome could not be any worse than it was. Because just as Peter is finally getting into the grove of foster home life, school, and being queen's one and only Spider-man, he now is being called an enemy by Norman Osborn. Not only that, but he's been being chased by Avengers and now had some valuable supplies stolen from him. So, solution: Steal them back. During a field trip Peter and Ned decided this was the only solution left. The two hatched a plan almost no one could thwart. Though, this CalTech intern sure seemed a bit too interested in Peter's capabilities. And why did Peter have to break into Tony Stark's lab when Peter heard said grad student carrying keys with him?

    Read more to find out and see if you agree: is Peter Parker a genius dumbass?

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