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    The last thing the Dursleys wanted was one Harry Potter on their doorstep, yet, it was what they got. And worst of all? He's nowhere near normal in every way. And as much as they hated magic- which the boy no doubt would be- they hated him even more.

    -or-

    First year of Hogwarts for one Harry Potter. His whole world's been turned upside down maybe twice already- first, he's a wizard, and then apparently his parents- all three of them, to his surprise, three-- were too. And he's no longer at Privet Drive, running from bullies, but at Hogwarts, school for magic or something, running up and down what feels like a thousand staircases to make it to class. How great is that?

    Oh, and only maybe a teacher or two trying to kill him. Just maybe. But he's smart enough to live. He's very smart.

    (very bad description but I tried ;-;.)

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