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    "I saw this really cute guy at the grocery store the other day, so naturally, I followed him to the checkout counter, and when he gave the cashier his credit card, I peeped it to see what his name was, and then I googled him and found his social media profiles, and I was able to tell that he was single, so I went through his friends list, and I found his mother’s page, and then I looked through his mother’s page, and I saw that she was a member of this book club that’s in my area, so I sent a request to join the book club, so I went to the book club meeting, and I met his mom there, and we bonded over some books that we both liked, and she just thought I was so nice, and I brought it up randomly in conversation that I was single, and she let me know that she had a son that was single also that lived in the area, and maybe it would be cool for us to get together and chat sometime, so I gave her my number, which she gave to her son, and this morning, he texted me and asked if I’d like to get together this weekend and do something, so I guess we’re gonna go on a date! I’m really excited!"

    Felix is a perfectly normal, well-adjusted individual. What happens when he falls in love at first sight?

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