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1. in which john stumbles into playing masseuse and really tries very hard not to pop a raging boner by guttmunch for Viscerots

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 May 2024

   Tags

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   • John Egbert/Dave Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Dave Strider
   • Trans Dave Strider
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • vaguely?
   • Minor references to past abuse
   • but like its cool
   • piv type sex
   • john egbert on that sx 9 type shit because i said so
   • oh yeah
   • Massage
   • like the whole premise of the fic
   • thats it

   Summary

   Dave Strider is a lot less slick than he thinks he is. Sure, he somehow manages to put up his garbagey coolguy front with strangers and acquaintances and all, but when you really get to know the guy, it starts to become kind of obvious when he's trying (and failing miserably) to hide something.

   Like right now, for instance. 

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