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WTF IT'S 3 AM!?!?!?!?!?!?

Summary:

It's 3 am at the Cerise Lab, everything is dead silent... Except for the covers shifting from Ash's bed.
He realises that he hasn't caught up with most of his friends for a long time, so he thinks (omg Ash is thinking for once?!) about a way to keep in contact with each other. And he finds a solution...
Or
Ash creates a group chat at 3 am and people are annoyed at the pinging coming from their phones. But hey, on the brighter side, they can all have a way to talk to each other wherever they are.

Notes:

Ì'll lå†êr åÐÐ mðrê †åg§ lå†êr
Also just pretend that the Cerise Laboratory is in Galar

Chapter 1: Let the Chaos start 😈

Summary:

It's 3 am at the Cerise Lab, everything is dead silent... Except for the covers shifting from Ash's bed.
He realises that he hasn't caught up with most of his friends for a long time, so he thinks (omg Ash is thinking for once?!) about a way to keep in contact with each other. And he finds a solution...
Or
Ash creates a group chat at 3 am and people are annoyed at the pinging coming from their phones. But hey, on the brighter side, they can all have a way to talk to each other wherever they are.

Notes:

ehe~ enjoy!

Chapter Text

Shuffling echoed around Ash and Goh's room. Moonlight peered into the area, giving it a soft glow.

Ash picked up his phone, carefully. Not wanting to wake up Pikachu. It flashed 3:00 am, Ash squinted his eyes at the light.

'I don't think I'm going to get any more rest tonight, what should I do?' Ash thought to himself, 'Oh, I know! I'll make a group chat with all of my friends in it!' He impressedly got to work.

Chaos will endure your stay 😈

[Ash has started this chat]

[Ash renamed this chat]

[Ash changed their name to '🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩']

[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 added Misty, Brock, Gary, Tracey, May, Max, Dawn, Jessie, James, Red, Green, Leaf, Yellow...]

{Misty is online}

{Brock is online}

Misty: What the fuck Ash.

Misty: isn't it 3 am in Galar?!?!

[Misty changed their name to 'B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽']

Brock: yeah Ash, shouldn't you be asleep?

[Brock has changed their name to '[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™']

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: shush you have NO right to talk...

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: @Gary, get online bitch.

{Gary is online}

[Gary had changed their name to 'Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀']

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: why all the numbers?

{Jessie is online}

{James is online}

{Red is online}

{Blue is online}

{Leaf is online}

Leaf: what is this?

{Daisy is online}

{Gold is online}

{Silver is online}

{Crystal is online}

[Red has changed their name to 'BlueOak's]

BlueOak's: Ash, what are you doing?

Daisy: WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE. YOU TALK?!?!

[Daisy has changed their name to 'AnOakThatsNotAProfessor!']

[Blue has changed their name to 'RedKetchum's']

BlueOak's: even I knew that.

Silver: That's cuz you ARE his husband dumbass.

Gold: Silver!

[Silver has changed their name to 'Giovanni'sSon']

[Gold has changed their name to 'TheTRUEJhotoChamp']

{Professor Kuiki is online}

Professor Kuiki: what is this?

Crystal: C̴͉̬̪͖̭͈̫̄̑̒͌͌͝h̵̺̤̯̣̗̖͛͌̊̈́̀̄͊̋͂ͅa̷͔͙̣̭̫̳͈̰͓̖͗͛̊̊̽̾̊́̕͝ö̵̖̮̘͖́́͆̈́̏s̶̺̱̅͘͜

{Goh is online}

{Chloe is online}

Goh: Ash? Why are you oaawerstdyugkil 7t65e4wq

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ash heard a phone drop from the top bunk and an annoyed Goh going to pick it up.

"Ash, why?"

"nothin', just continue looking at the chat"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jessie: is the TwErP alright?

Goh: I dropped my phone hahahah

Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: @Jessie, which one?

Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: that's the only nickname u use aside from 'Twerpet'

Chloe: why are you guys awake? It's 3 am.

[TheTRUEJhotoChamp changed their name to 'T̲h̲e̲T̲R̲U̲E̲J̲h̲o̲t̲o̲C̲h̲a̲m̲p̲']

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: ShUsH, dOn'T lEt ThE aLoLa PpL hErE.

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: I dOn'T wAnT tHeM aSkInG mE iF tHeY cAn RuN

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: An ✨AnAlYsIs✨

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: are you ok?

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: neewwwwwww

Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: He isn't

T̲h̲e̲T̲R̲U̲E̲J̲h̲o̲t̲o̲C̲h̲a̲m̲p̲: The words aren't wording

Giovanni'sSon: Nope

AnOakThatsNotAProfessor!: He is not

BlueOak's: ⤴

RedKetchum's: ⤴

{Gladion is online}

Gladion: why am I here?

{Lusamine is online}

Lusamine: stay here, you need friends

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: give me a sec

{Lille is online}

Lillie: sorry Gladion, I have to agree.

Lillie: oh hi Ash.

{🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has updated the settings}

Gladion: oh shit,

Gladion: Let Me Leave

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: nuh uh.

{May is online}

May: wut.

[May has changed their name to 'NotAMonthISwear!]

{Champion Leon is online}

{Chairman Rose is online}

Champion Leon: wha

Chairman Rose: a group chat?

[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has changed 'Chairman Rose's' name to 'Rose-Perfume']

[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has changed 'Champion Leon' name to 'Lost🗺']

[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has locked 'Lost.' and 'Rose-Perfume' nicknames]

James: why am I not surprised that there are champions in this chat

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: you will get used to it, you will.

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: after you have met fucking more legendries than all of the people in this chat, you will understand. you will.

NotAMonthISwear!: I remember him dying once.

{Dawn is online}

Dawn: He met Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, Arceus himself. you will be surprised if you travelled with him.

[Dawn has changed their name to 'ⒾⓣⓢⒹⓐⓦⓝ']

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: "May the winds bless your travels" Venti (Genshin Impact) once quoted.

Giovanni'sSon: what does that have to do with anything?

Goh: WAIT, HOLD ON, WTF ASH!??!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"ASSSHHSHSHHH! we are having a talk later!" Goh called from the top bunk.

"Okay :D" Ash replied.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chloe: don't worry, he's just processing the new information

{RotomDex is online}

{Kiawe is online}

{Lana is online}

{Sophocles is online}

Lana: huh? why am I getting so many notifications

Lillie: oh, Hi Lana, Kiawe, Sophocles!

Sophocles: Hi Lillie, how are you?

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: ok this is getting a bit out of hand, goodbye.

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: also please sleep Ash.

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: yeah, like Ash and everyone else in Galar. It's 3 am, please go to sleep.

Lillie: Good, how are you?

Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: Lmao Ash. Go to Sleep.

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: you have no right to talk Gary, you workaholic

{Goh is offline}

{Chloe is offline}

{Lost🗺 is offline}

{Rose-Perfume is offline}

Sophocles: Good, how is the search for your father going?

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: Jessie, James, go to bed, you too Ash

{Jessie is offline}

{James is offline}

Lillie: we have not found him yet but we are still trying!

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: nuuuuuoooouoi

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: A OGHUIQPhUG IUROHUqh hye pugeroh

Kiawe: what.

Mallow: school just ended and I see this?

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: \e6jrtly. up876t43qAZSF GJ0 [MKN;DV KH OWQ8o':Lzf

Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: hey! Keyboard spamming is MY thing.

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: not anymore :)

B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: go to sleep Ash

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: what if I say noo...

[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: brb I'm going to fly to Kanto to tell Delia abt this.

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: OH!

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: I HAVE SUDDENLY GONE TIRED!!!

🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!

{🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 is offline}

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Ash, can you tell me why you made this group chat?" Goh whispers from the top bunk, which Ash replies to.

"I was bored."

"Just go to sleep"

"alright!"