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Shuffling echoed around Ash and Goh's room. Moonlight peered into the area, giving it a soft glow.
Ash picked up his phone, carefully. Not wanting to wake up Pikachu. It flashed 3:00 am, Ash squinted his eyes at the light.
'I don't think I'm going to get any more rest tonight, what should I do?' Ash thought to himself, 'Oh, I know! I'll make a group chat with all of my friends in it!' He impressedly got to work.
Chaos will endure your stay 😈
[Ash has started this chat]
[Ash renamed this chat]
[Ash changed their name to '🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩']
[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 added Misty, Brock, Gary, Tracey, May, Max, Dawn, Jessie, James, Red, Green, Leaf, Yellow...]
{Misty is online}
{Brock is online}
Misty: What the fuck Ash.
Misty: isn't it 3 am in Galar?!?!
[Misty changed their name to 'B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽']
Brock: yeah Ash, shouldn't you be asleep?
[Brock has changed their name to '[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™']
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: shush you have NO right to talk...
B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: @Gary, get online bitch.
{Gary is online}
[Gary had changed their name to 'Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀']
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: why all the numbers?
{Jessie is online}
{James is online}
{Red is online}
{Blue is online}
{Leaf is online}
Leaf: what is this?
{Daisy is online}
{Gold is online}
{Silver is online}
{Crystal is online}
[Red has changed their name to 'BlueOak's]
BlueOak's: Ash, what are you doing?
Daisy: WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE. YOU TALK?!?!
[Daisy has changed their name to 'AnOakThatsNotAProfessor!']
[Blue has changed their name to 'RedKetchum's']
BlueOak's: even I knew that.
Silver: That's cuz you ARE his husband dumbass.
Gold: Silver!
[Silver has changed their name to 'Giovanni'sSon']
[Gold has changed their name to 'TheTRUEJhotoChamp']
{Professor Kuiki is online}
Professor Kuiki: what is this?
Crystal: C̴͉̬̪͖̭͈̫̄̑̒͌͌͝h̵̺̤̯̣̗̖͛͌̊̈́̀̄͊̋͂ͅa̷͔͙̣̭̫̳͈̰͓̖͗͛̊̊̽̾̊́̕͝ö̵̖̮̘͖́́͆̈́̏s̶̺̱̅͘͜
{Goh is online}
{Chloe is online}
Goh: Ash? Why are you oaawerstdyugkil 7t65e4wq
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Ash heard a phone drop from the top bunk and an annoyed Goh going to pick it up.
"Ash, why?"
"nothin', just continue looking at the chat"
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Jessie: is the TwErP alright?
Goh: I dropped my phone hahahah
Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: @Jessie, which one?
Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: that's the only nickname u use aside from 'Twerpet'
Chloe: why are you guys awake? It's 3 am.
[TheTRUEJhotoChamp changed their name to 'T̲h̲e̲T̲R̲U̲E̲J̲h̲o̲t̲o̲C̲h̲a̲m̲p̲']
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: ShUsH, dOn'T lEt ThE aLoLa PpL hErE.
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: I dOn'T wAnT tHeM aSkInG mE iF tHeY cAn RuN
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: An ✨AnAlYsIs✨
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: are you ok?
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: neewwwwwww
Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: He isn't
T̲h̲e̲T̲R̲U̲E̲J̲h̲o̲t̲o̲C̲h̲a̲m̲p̲: The words aren't wording
Giovanni'sSon: Nope
AnOakThatsNotAProfessor!: He is not
BlueOak's: ⤴
RedKetchum's: ⤴
{Gladion is online}
Gladion: why am I here?
{Lusamine is online}
Lusamine: stay here, you need friends
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: give me a sec
{Lille is online}
Lillie: sorry Gladion, I have to agree.
Lillie: oh hi Ash.
{🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has updated the settings}
Gladion: oh shit,
Gladion: Let Me Leave
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: nuh uh.
{May is online}
May: wut.
[May has changed their name to 'NotAMonthISwear!]
{Champion Leon is online}
{Chairman Rose is online}
Champion Leon: wha
Chairman Rose: a group chat?
[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has changed 'Chairman Rose's' name to 'Rose-Perfume']
[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has changed 'Champion Leon' name to 'Lost🗺']
[🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 has locked 'Lost.' and 'Rose-Perfume' nicknames]
James: why am I not surprised that there are champions in this chat
B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: you will get used to it, you will.
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: after you have met fucking more legendries than all of the people in this chat, you will understand. you will.
NotAMonthISwear!: I remember him dying once.
{Dawn is online}
Dawn: He met Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, Arceus himself. you will be surprised if you travelled with him.
[Dawn has changed their name to 'ⒾⓣⓢⒹⓐⓦⓝ']
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: "May the winds bless your travels" Venti (Genshin Impact) once quoted.
Giovanni'sSon: what does that have to do with anything?
Goh: WAIT, HOLD ON, WTF ASH!??!
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"ASSSHHSHSHHH! we are having a talk later!" Goh called from the top bunk.
"Okay :D" Ash replied.
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Chloe: don't worry, he's just processing the new information
{RotomDex is online}
{Kiawe is online}
{Lana is online}
{Sophocles is online}
Lana: huh? why am I getting so many notifications
Lillie: oh, Hi Lana, Kiawe, Sophocles!
Sophocles: Hi Lillie, how are you?
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: ok this is getting a bit out of hand, goodbye.
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: also please sleep Ash.
B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: yeah, like Ash and everyone else in Galar. It's 3 am, please go to sleep.
Lillie: Good, how are you?
Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: Lmao Ash. Go to Sleep.
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: you have no right to talk Gary, you workaholic
{Goh is offline}
{Chloe is offline}
{Lost🗺 is offline}
{Rose-Perfume is offline}
Sophocles: Good, how is the search for your father going?
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: Jessie, James, go to bed, you too Ash
{Jessie is offline}
{James is offline}
Lillie: we have not found him yet but we are still trying!
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: nuuuuuoooouoi
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: A OGHUIQPhUG IUROHUqh hye pugeroh
Kiawe: what.
Mallow: school just ended and I see this?
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: \e6jrtly. up876t43qAZSF GJ0 [MKN;DV KH OWQ8o':Lzf
Sϻ➂𝐋Ĺч𝐀ㄥ➇𝐭ᗴ𝐑@Şⓗʸ乃ʘ➀: hey! Keyboard spamming is MY thing.
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: not anymore :)
B͓̽i͓̽k͓̽e͓̽k͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽: go to sleep Ash
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: what if I say noo...
[̲̅B][̲̅r][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅h][̲̅a][̲̅s][̲̅R][̲̅o][̲̅c][̲̅k][̲̅s]™: brb I'm going to fly to Kanto to tell Delia abt this.
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: OH!
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: I HAVE SUDDENLY GONE TIRED!!!
🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩: GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
{🇬🇺🇪🇸🇸🇭🇴🇼🇲🇦🇳🇾🇹🇮🇲🇪🇸🇮🇩🇮🇪🇩 is offline}
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"Ash, can you tell me why you made this group chat?" Goh whispers from the top bunk, which Ash replies to.
"I was bored."
"Just go to sleep"
"alright!"
