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  1. Rec 37

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    A mark appears somewhere on a person as they grow up, usually blurred until puberty, though some will take until their late 20s to become clearly defined. It is said the mark represents the other part of your soul.

    In turn of the century Louisiana, a colored child of mixed parentage was born with two marks, one on the back of each hand. While not entirely unheard of for there to be two and at birth, it was a rarity enough to have word quickly spreading around the small town. Even more rare was that both marks were fully defined, not the usual blur. One was completely indecipherable, a strange thing full of overlapping circles and lines that almost seemed to twist if stared at for too long, nausea settling at the pit of the midwife's and her assistant's stomachs. The other, most damningly, was the clear mark of the devil.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Yeeeeeeeeesssssss, soulmatessssssss.

    Gimme moare. I crave it.

  2. Rec 91

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    Alastor had thought he knew what he was getting into when he offered to make a deal with Lucifer Morningstar, the eccentric and immature King of Hell. Freedom and restoration of the sinner's health and strength, and in return he would faithfully serve as the King's personal executioner. Seemed like a win-win situation all around for the Radio Demon!
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    A fic where the more powerful the angel, the more addictive their blood can be, Alastor finds himself swiftly in over his head when Lucifer decides the pretty deer is his and offers to share him with his brother and best friend, Michael.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    I am on my knees begging this fanfic gets finished. Cause this bitch ain't leaving my fucking tabs anytime soon. And I am going to reread to the point I will have memorized the damn thing.

    Rereading Tally's:
    IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII

    This is my 24th reread.

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    Albus Dumbledore isn't an idiot. He knows that putting Harry, a virtually untrained schoolchild, up against Voldemort's guerrilla fighters would sign their death warrants. So he turns to his old friend Yukichi Fukuzawa to ask for a favor and drags Severus with him to Yokohama. A week later, Chuuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai arrive in Britain, ready to kick ass and take names. And try to commit suicide via moving staircase, but that's just Dazai. (Starts the summer before 6th year and at the conclusion of the Guild arc.)
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    “Well then, Severus,” Albus said, his voice cheerful. “Onwards and upwards?”
    Severus sneered. “Upwards, Albus? I seem to have found myself at the top of a hill."

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    27 Mar 2023

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    More BSD X Hogwarts

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    From the moment Ash Ketchum takes training seriously after the Battle Frontier, his path changes forever. No longer just the wandering kid from Pallet Town, Ash grows into a Ranger and an Aura Guardian. This series follows Ash’s journey across Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, the Orange Islands, and beyond as he carves out a legacy far greater than the one the anime ever gave him. Smarter, stronger, and with allies at his side, Ash is finally becoming the legend he was always meant to be.

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    20 Dec 2022

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    The Pokemon Series that could've had, but didn't cause the writers are assholes