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1. meet me in the waffle house parking lot by be__crime

   Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 May 2024

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   • Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
   • Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
   • Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen
   • Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
   • Nie Mingjue & Song Lan | Song Zichen
   • Nie Huaisang & Nie Mingjue
   • Song Lan | Song Zichen & Xiao Xingchen & Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
   • Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
   • Nie Mingjue
   • Xiao Xingchen
   • Nie Huaisang
   • Song Lan | Song Zichen
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • i got this idea from a reddit story.
   • im so sorry
   • fighting in a dennys parking lot except its behind waffle house
   • Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei is a Little Shit
   • Song Lan | Song Zichen is Bad at Feelings
   • Xiao Xingchen is Not Blind
   • Getting Together
   • Awkward Conversations
   • First Dates
   • !!!!!
   • Anxiety Attacks
   • Stress Baking
   • no beta we die like xxc in the og timeline
   • this is really cute dont be scared off ok
   • Childhood Friends
   • tfw your sworn elementary school nemesis becomes your crush 10 years later

   Summary

   song lan: wait where are you going with the knife

   song lan: and if the response is "to stab" you aren't allowed to fucking stab me asshole

   xue yang: duh im bringing the knife to stab u, what the fuck else are knives used for?? darts?

   xue yang: swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions

   pov: your bf and the waffle house chef who also happens to be one of your best friends keep beating the shit out of each other any time they're in each others general vicinity. xingchen just wants to drink green tea, go to book club, and watch his bf finally kiss his best friend so they can all live the domestic dream. is that so hard

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