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After the Reunion (Some Things Never Change) by pomaikai
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 May 2024
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Summary
After their reunion in the Port Mafia dungeon, all Chuuya wants to do is drink in peace.
Too bad Dazai has other plans.
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Chuuya slams the freezer door shut. “Dazai,” he growls, “Why the fuck are you here?”
Dazai flashes him a mischievous grin. “Well you see, your little rich girl impression today made me wonder if you still had your overpriced penthouse and if it was as tacky as I remembered—”
“Say shit like that again and I’ll punch ya all the way back to the Detective Agency.”
“Or maybe it’s because I wanted to double check that you had not, in fact, managed to grow any taller in the last four years.”
Chuuya inhales deeply. Don’t do something stupid, don’t do something stupid.
“As for me well…” Dazai’s mouth curls in a devious smirk, “Let’s just say my height isn’t the only thing that’s gotten bigger since the last time you saw me.”
Don’t do something—ah FUCK IT.