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HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER DO YOU INSIST ON PLAYING THIS GLITCHY MESS OF A GAME
what no shut up
skate 2 is awesome
you can hit a sick kickflip with the majestic glow of the sun beaming down on you
watch this
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sick right
NOT THE WORDS I WOULD USE
INFACT I WOULD INSTEAD SAY
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT. WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?
i just got on
YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR 4 HOURS
I HAVE BEEN COUNTING
EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING BY NOW
thats just my 4 hour long warmup
real gaming starts now
WELL THEN JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU’RE LEAVING SINCE I’M NOT STICKING AROUND TO WATCH THIS PATHETIC DISPLAY OF BORING GAME MECHANICS AS YOU ATTEMPT SKATING
no cmon man
stay
what else do you have to do
MMHGRGRHMRG
WHATEVER
cool
i can teach you to do an ollie
AND WHAT HAVE I SAID THAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD EVER WANT TO PLAY THIS
youve been eyeing my controller for the past 5 minutes
i counted
FUCK YOU
I SEMI-ENJOY WATCHING YOUR HAND MOVEMENTS
then why dont you learn them yourself
IT’S NICER JUST WATCHING YOU DO IT, HONESTLY
cool
if you change your mind just say
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is something up
why are you looking at me like that
LIKE WHAT
i dont know what it is you wanna say to me man
but either say it or stop looking at me funny
or are you trying to throw me off my game right now
I’D ACTUALLY PREFER TO THROW YOU OUT OF THE ENTIRE ROOM SO I CAN GET A SINGLE MOMENT OF SILENCE
surely that isnt what you wanted to say
NO BUT RIGHT NOW ISNT A GOOD TIME TO START CONFESSING SHIT
confessing shit
FUCK
I GUESS
NO YEAH
IT’D BE A CONFESSION
of what
ARE YOU GOING TO STOP PRYING
youve already gone this far in why stop now
what dark and mysterious secret is karkat vantas going to confess to me
UGH FUCK
OK FOR SOME UNEXPLAINABLE AND ANNOYING REASON
I HAVE AN IRRITATING AND PERSISTENT PART OF ME THAT REALLY WANTS TO KISS YOU
oh
just like a smooch or like full dating boyfriend marriage shit
I’M GOING TO ASSUME THIS MEANS ‘KISS OR FLUSHED’
yeah i guess
I’M UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT’S JUST A KISS BUT IT PROBABLY FUCKING ISN’T KNOWING MY TRACK RECORD WITH SHITTY QUADRANT EXPERIENCES
who said this one has to be shitty
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING HERE, DAVE
something
SOMETHING LIKE??
something kinda gay
SO..???
flushed
sort of
i don’t know what flushed feels like
i assumed it was just in love but you guys got your platonic bro love stuff
MOIRAILS.
yeah brorails
but like its not actually that platonic
not by humans standards at least
HUH
OKAY
SO
YOU’RE POSSIBLY FLUSHED FOR ME BUT YOU AREN’T SURE
yeah
again i dont know what being flushed is actually supposed to be like
and does it even need a quadrant really
if youre just saying that you want to kiss me but it might be something more
AND YOU’RE SAYING?
open to the idea
very open of the idea
SO YOU’RE..??
whatever you would consider flushed i guess
maybe
I SEE.
SO YOU
WANT TO KISS ME???
OR AM I READING THIS WRONG
FUCK YOUR STUPID HUMAN ROMANCE AND NOT UNDERSTANDINGS OF THE QUADANTS
nah thats right
OH
SO DO YOU WANNA-
yeah but ive almost landed this hold on
why did they make this combination of buttons so hard to hit at the same time
gonna have my hands cramping up in a minute
. . .
no fuck it
this idiot isnt gonna stick the landing
YOU ARE AN IDIOT
CAN I PUT ON MY MOVIE NOW
sure
is that all you plan on doing right now
WANT ME TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE?
yeah actually
might be something important youre forgetting about
something that was due to happen like 2 minutes ago
HMM. NOTHING IS COMING TO MY MIND
hey you were the one who admitted to it so if you dont want it to happen now then i guess it wont
strider lips are appointment necessary to visit
AND DO I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
i think i have an opening in the next week or so
if that fits your time
FUCK OFF
ill put that appointment down as a maybe
ill talk to my receptionist about it
anything else i can help you wit-
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ok i just said an appointment was needed
but you just
did that anyway
do you not respect the rules and regulations for the strider lips inc.
CONSIDERING THAT, I THINK AT LEAST, I AM THE ONLY ONE SUPPOSEDLY BOOKING RESERVATIONS, IT DOESN’T MATTER.
SO NO I DO NOT
dang you got me
SO..
DO YOU THINK IT’S FLUSHED?
i think so
what about you
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, UNMISTAKABLY FLUSHED.
ouch
but cool
thats cool
so what are we like boyfriends now or something
do you guys always say matesprits or is there other words
IT’S MOSTLY MATESPRITS
BUT BOYFRIENDS WORKS TOO
I DON’T REALLY CARE
I JUST KINDA WANNA KISS YOU AGAIN
OR DO YOU STILL INSIST I WAIT UNTIL THAT MAYBE APPOINTMENT NEXT WEEK
we have actually updated the way out business works
no appointments necessary anymore
however you legally cannot refer to skate 2 as a glitchy mess of a game
SERIOUSLY?
as ever
FUCK THEN I DONT KNOW MAYBE THIS WONT WORK
YUP, ALL THE RED FEELINGS ARE GONE NOW
oh so now youre gonna start a blackrom thing with me
you know my stance on those
I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT UP NOW
if this is blackrom flirting its kind of working
yes sir
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
its
i zipped my mouth and threw the key away
ZIPPERS DON’T HAVE KEYS??
holy shit
. . .
they don’t
how the hell did i never notice
I DON’T KNOW
BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SHUT UP FOR REAL NOW
AND KISS ME AGAIN
fine by me
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I STILL THINK THE GAME IS A GLITCHY MESS AND A POOR EXCUSE FOR A GAME
and you watch tacky romcoms such as whatever you put on right now
we can debate on this tomorrow because i know you want to
put that anger into this makeout sesh im trying to start though
but not too much anger i keep forgetting your teeth are really sharp
ARE YOU DONE
yes
GOOD. FINALLY.