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1. Man is a myth ( you can't escape it) by Hysteriafm

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
   • Lando Norris
   • Oscar Piastri
   • Logan Sargeant
   • Max Verstappen
   • Alternate Universe - Historical
   • Blood
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Grumpy Lando
   • Tired Oscar
   • Knives and swords
   • War
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Kind Of
   • it's one-sided

   Summary

   Lando seals his lips by placing the dagger in his mouth.

   Oscar stares at her, dumbfounded.

   One wrong move and he's a goner.

   " I said, don't move. Are you slow in the head?" Lando hisses.

   Oscar tries not to gag. Dying with a dagger in his mouth won't be ideal, now would it? Logan would make fun of him to death. Huh? But wouldn't he already be dead—

   His breath hitches as she moves the dagger deeper in his mouth.

   " Lead me out of here." Lando demands.
   _______

   Or a Landoscar fic in which Lando is a little bit too sassy and grumpy but Oscar is there for her. Well, mostly.

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   English

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