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1. Listen To Your... "Heart" by SnowWhiteKnight for Maracuya

   Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jan 2016

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   • Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark
   • Sandor Clegane & Sansa Stark
   • Sandor Clegane
   • Sansa Stark
   • Sandor's Cock
   • Tyrion Lannister
   • Bronn (ASoIaF)
   • Joffrey Baratheon
   • Cersei Lannister
   • Alternate Universe - Canon
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Jiminy Cricket!
   • There is a talking appendage!
   • And it's sassing Sandor
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Canon Crack!AU
   • Silly
   • Seriously Silly
   • I mean INCREDIBLY Silly
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • POV Sandor

   Summary

   LJ Prompt: SanSan Fest 2015 - 27. Kings Landing crack!AU. Sandor's cock starts to talk to Sandor. And due to his size, he's far more self-confident than the rest of Sandor. Only he's also extremely. .. demanding and drives Sandor nuts and into embarrassing situations. No matter what Sandor does to appease his member: it becomes clear that he'll only find peace inside a certain little bird.

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