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Local Milkman Gets PamperedYves Narlato is the newly hired doorman at Beacon Apartments.
They're excellent at their job, at keeping you safe, and at being perfect boyfriend material (if you don't mind the age gap being a couple of millennia, that is).
You see, Yves is an ancient alien. But that's not the important thing here. Yves is not a doppelganger. No, they're something much, much better.
They meet the stoic local milkman, Francis Mosses. And Francis is a strange little human, even by the standards of someone like Yves. The emptiness and silence Francis Mosses exudes, weirdly, remind Yves of home.
What happens when a chaotic eldritch being meets the depressed local milkman?
A lot of nightmares and alien tomfoolery. Also, porn.
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