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Bandu goes absolutely insane when he gets a hold of candy. So much so that Expunged explicitly told Bambi and Brobgonal to never let him have any. Brobgonal, however, had other plans. The gang was hanging out at Expunged and Bandu's house today. Bambi was on his phone while eating corn, Bandu was on his laptop, and Brobgonal was bored before he got an idea.
"Hey Bandu, want some candy?"
Bandu immediately closed the laptop and gasped.
"You got candy!? Gimme!"
Brobgonal smirked, getting ready to throw the candy before Bambi stepped in front of him.
"Didn't Expunged say Bandu can't have candy because Bandu gets super hyper?"
"I won't get hyper! I promise!" Bandu begged.
"See? It'll be fine. Now catch!" Brobgonal said as he threw the candies up into the air.
Bandu immediately flew up to catch ‘em in his mouth, happily swallowing the candies before going wide eyed. His body vibrated before he began flying into the walls, bouncing off of them excitedly. Bambi and Brobgonal quickly took cover under the desk to avoid being killed by Bandu the flying projectile.
"I TOLD YOU HE WOULD GO HYPER BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!" Bambi yelled at Brobgonal who just put his hands up in defense.
Bambi never addressed himself in the first person unless he was extremely mad so Brobgonal knew he fucked up. Despite this, Brobgonal remained level headed.
"Chill Bamber, he's only bouncing around his bedroom, as long as he doesn't escape, it's fine-"
And as if on cue, Bandu busted through the door and escaped into the rest of the house.
"......Okay now it's a problem."
Both Bambi and Brobgonal crawled from under the desk and left the bedroom, watching as Bandu bounced around the rest of the house.
"Oh god, Expunged is gonna kill us!" Bambi said as he started panicking.
"Isn't there anything we can give him to calm him down?" Brobgonal asked.
Bambi thought for a moment before getting an idea.
"If candy makes Bandu hyper, what if we give Bandu the opposite? Like a broccoli?"
Brobgonal nodded and quickly ran to the fridge to grab a piece of broccoli.
"Should we warm this up or-" Brobgonal started saying before Bambi quickly grabbed the broccoli from him and threw it at Bandu.
Instead of the broccoli going into Bandu's mouth, it hit Bandu in the head, knocking him out. Both Bambi and Brobgonal stared blankly at Bandu.
"Okay that wasn't Bambi's intention but at least that stopped Bandu's sugar rush." Bambi said.
"Yeah… We should probably clean up though…"
And so after putting Bandu to bed, Bambi and Brobgonal spent the rest of the day cleaning up the mess they caused. Expunged found out regardless and scolded the absolute hell out of them before Bambi and Brobgonal headed home.
"Well, that was certainly a day." Brobgonal said nonchalantly.
"A day that could have been avoided if Brobgonal didn't give Bandu those candies…" Bambi said annoyingly.
Brobgonal just laughed.
"Still funny regardless. Don't think I didn't see you laughing about it earlier while we were cleaning up."
Bambi sighed, knowing Brobgonal was indeed right about that.
"Okay it was a LITTLE funny but that's it!"
Brobgonal just laughed again, with Bambi joining him soon after. The two floated in silence until they reached Brobgonal's house.
"Well, this is my stop. I'll catch you later Bamber."
Bambi smiled.
"Yeah, later Brobz."
Bambi opened a portal back to the 2D Realm and walked into it. Once the portal disappeared, Brobgonal made his way into the house, noticing his boyfriend sleeping soundly on the couch. Brobgonal smiled as he floated over to him, kissing him on the cheek before flying up to his room. He gently closed the door behind him and went over to his computer. He logged on to a different web browser and smiled evilly.
"Looks like I got another job to do."