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Dazai added Atsushi, Kunikida, Yosano, and 16 others.
Dazai renamed the chat “Friends!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)”
Friends!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)
3:16 pm
Dazai: Hello Hello~! (≧▽≦)
Ranpo: you actually did it holy shit
Dazai: A good man never goes back on his word (〜^∇^)〜
Yosano: “good man” ok buddy
Dazai: Yosano!! ╥﹏╥
Atsushi: uhm…?
Ranpo: we made a bet and he lost. he has to put at least half the people he knows in a group. hes gonna get jumped lolz
Atsushi: what was the bet?
Dazai: dw about it!!
Yosano: yeah what he said
Kunikida: Dazai! Why would you bet on anything in the first place!!
Dazai: Because its fun!!
Ranpo: tightass
Kunikida: ???
Atsushi: he means strict
Kunikida: Oh.
Chuuya: yo wth
Dazai: Chewya!!!! (~￣³￣)~
Chuuya: bye
Chuuya has muted the chat
Ranpo: thats crazy 💀
Dazai: (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
Dazai: chewya…
Naomi: NEW CHAT???
Ranpo: NAOMI NAOMI!!!@!!!!
Naomi: RANPOOKIEEE!!!
Ranpo: ACTUALLY I GOT SOME SHIT TO TELL YUO
Ranpo: DMS NEOW.
Ranpo: U TOO YSNAO
Naomi: AYE AYE CAPITAN
Yosano: ON IT
Atsushi: it begins
Akutagawa: What does?
Atsushi: AKUTAGAWA???? WTH..
Akutagawa: Answer my question.
Atsushi: so uhh whenever they have sm to talk about it always ends up bad. like theyll blackmail us or some crap like that
Akutagawa: I see.
Akutagawa: Childish much?
Atsushi: shut ur whiny ass up man
Atsushi: “ohhh i didnt beat the weretigerrrr”
Atsushi: “dazai-san dazai-sann!!!”
Atsushi: god and u call me childish
Akutagawa: ..
Dazai: DAMNN
Gin: I love my brother n all but
Gin: Lowkey deserved.
Gin: Im gonna go check on him tho
Tanizaki: probably should..
Dazai: where the hell did yuo come from
Tanizaki: your ass
Dazai: im not gay!!
Kunikida: You aren't?
Atsushi: dazai even kunikida-san thinks youre a manwhore god
Kunikida: I never said that.
Atsushi: but you thought it
Kunikida: .
Dazai: KUNIKIDA-KUNNNN (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Dazai: IM NOT GAY!!! (⋟﹏⋞)
Dazai: how could any of you think that im so hurt
Ranpo: ur pussy ass ran away when a lady agreed to ur double suicide
Dazai: that was once!!!
Ranpo: no twice
Atsushi: when was this.
Ranpo: pre you
Atsushi: damnit
Yosano: i got a video of it tho its fucking hilarious
Yosano: [pussydazai.mp4]
Dazai: HOWD YPU GET THAHT
Yosano: naomi
Dazai: FUCK U NAOMI
Naomi: the only person allowed to do that is big brother!!!
Tanizaki: naomi what
Tanizaki: guys ive never fucked my sister please
Atsushi: …
Ranpo: …
Tanizaki: RANPO BACK ME UP???
Ranpo: on what grounds??
Tanizaki: kms
Dazai: we got a pedo and a sister fucker here
Dazai: great
Yosano: why the fuck would you add him
Dazai: im sorry i thought itd be funny
Elise: wth im tryna play fashion famos
Elise: oh fuck
Mori: Elise dear!!~~!!
Elise kicked Mori
Elise: creep
Elise muted the chat
Higuchi: thank fuck i didnt wanna say anything with him here
Dazai: sorry~!!
Higuchi: fuck u
Dazai: (︶︹︺)
Dazai: wait!!!
Dazai: since elise kicked mori i gotta ad someone else!!
Dazai: to keep the balance!!
Dazai added Sigma
Sigma: wth is this
Dazai: everyone….
Dazai: meet sigmaballs!!!!
Sigma: nah
Sigma: fuck this.
Sigma: fuck you.
Sigma: kill yourself.