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Hello and welcome everybody, to the first (and possibly only) installment of the Deltarune Hunger Games!!
In this game, your favorite characters from the hit indie title Deltarune will be placed in teams of two, and will be locked in a grand forested arena. Their goal? To be the last one standing.
This simulation was absolutely wild, having more than a few hilarious and horrifying moments that I knew I just had to share with everyone. So, kick back, grab a snack, a drink, place your bets in the comments below, and enjoy the game!!
Keep in mind, whenever I'm simply describing something in the game, my text will look normal, like this.
(When I'm adding my own personal comments or memes, my text will look like this.)
With all of that out of the way, let's get started!
The Tributes
In District 1, we have Clover and Ralsei.
In District 2, we have Rouxls Kaard & Jockington
(A district of two jokester characters? No way that could go wrong.)
In District 3, we have Sweet & Noelle
In District 4, we have Susie & Mike
(Looks like lady luck is on Mike’s side today, because having Susie on his team is probably the best start he could’ve possibly asked for.)
(Mike is here to see cinema in the making and nothing else.)
In District 5, we have Spamton & King
(THIS.)
(King finna be raising a second child by the end of this.)
In District 6, we have Queen & Catti
(The chronically online one and the actually online one. I’m sure they’ll get along great).
In District 7, we have Seam & Tasque Manager
(Hopefully their opponents are allergic to cat hair.)
In District 8, we have Kris & Lancer
(I feel like this pair might actually have one specific thing going for them. They’ll never starve, because both of them will eat anything.)
In District 9, we have-Asriel & Starwalker
In District 10, we have Swatch & Jevil
(0-0 .Poor, poor swatch. He doesn’t deserve this. No matter what reality he’s in, he’s always stuck with a Tumblr Sexyman.)
(I guess that opens up the question of which scenario is worse? Dealing with Spamton’s bullshit all the time, or dealing with Jevil’s bullshit in this life-and-death scenario? Either way, Swatch, buddy, I’m so sorry for this.)
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but in District 11, we have Dess & Gaster
(They’ve crawled out of whatever void-hole they’ve been squatting in for the past who gives a fuck amount of years just for this occassion and this occasion alone.)
In District 12, we have Berdly & K_K
(Not sure why, but something about this team just screams ‘meme characters that are actually serious threats’ energy to me. I’d keep an eye on them…maybe.)
In District 13, we have Cap'n & Top Chef
(I can’t decide what kind of relationship these two would have at all. One the one hand, they might hate each other because Top Chef is kind of formal and Cap’n is not. On the other hand, I could kind of see them growing to like each other overtime. My brain just can’t decide.)
An lastly, in District 14, we have Nubert & Mallius
(Absolutely legendary team here. If this team doesn’t win, I’m blowing the whole studio up.)
And with that, all of the Tributes are ready and on their podiums. Place your bets now, because the game is about to begin!!