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1. You don't have to stare, come here, get with it by HimboStriders for bluebottle762

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Alien Biology
   • nooks and bulges
   • these dorks didn't do any research beforehand but they figure it out anyway
   • Anal Sex
   • sorta - Freeform
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • again sorta
   • Established couple
   • First Time
   • Blowjobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Crying During Sex
   • he's okay just overstimulated

   Summary

   Dave and Karkat have been dating for months, but were too embarrassed to do research about each others' anatomy. They fumble their way through a spontaneous first time regardless.

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