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Kirumi Tojo
Ultimate Maid
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 115 lbs.
Chest: 33"
Blood Type: B
D.O.B.: May 10
Likes: Cleaning
Dislikes: Taking days off
If anyone were to ask about Kirumi Tojo, they would mostly hear positive things about her. Despite being the wealthy daughter of Japan's prime minister, she was very selfless and wanted to understand how the common folk feel given how she grew up in a sheltered environment. It was this good heart that earned her the title of student representative for Hope's Peak Academy's 79th Class. She was the model student, looking out for her fellow classmates and helping them out when needed.
But at the moment, the students of Hope's Peak were not exactly in class. They were currently in Neo World Program's training camp, spending a whole month on Jabberwock Island. And given that Usami was quick to snuff out Monokuma's negative influences, she used all her power as the program's main observer to make sure the students were able to gather Hope Fragments and strengthen their talents. But as days passed, the magical girl bunny realized Kirumi's birthday was fast approaching.
So what better way to have a birthday celebration than on a tropical island?
"Attention, Ultimates of the 79th Class! Please report to the Old Building for a super-duper special announcement!"
That was what everyone in that class, minus Kirumi, heard when they were unexpectedly woken up one morning. So with their feet dragging in the ground, they followed the bunny teacher's instructions and went to the Old Building. It was still dark out, which did nothing to lighten their moods.
"Hello, everyone!" Usami cheerfully announced. "I'm pleased to see all of you here."
Himiko yawned. "Why'd you wake us up this early?" she asked. "The sun's not even out yet."
"But I had to get you all up before Kirumi was awake," Usami pointed out. "For you see, today's her birthday."
Now that was the big wake-up call everyone needed. "You serious?!" Gonta asked. "We must do something very big!"
"But of course," Angie agreed. "Kirumi's breakfasts are the best. She always treats us so well."
"She really is like a mom," Tsumugi added.
"Not to worry," Usami said. "I have already planned out a birthday fit for a maid." She waved her magic stick, causing various uniforms to materialize. "We are to give Kirumi Tojo the perfect spa experience. Now go put on these uniforms and meet me inside the Old Building."
And so, birthday prep had gone underway. The Ultimates did the best they could to decorate the Old Building like a typical spa resort. As for Usami, she was monitoring everyone, making sure everything was absolutely perfect. After all there was the concern of the birthday girl wanting to help out of habit. There was no way they would let that happen.
"Okay, everyone!" Usami proudly announced. "Kirumi will be arriving any minute! Does everyone have their uniforms on?"
"Eh, not really," Miu answered. She held up her uniform in disgust. "Ya got anything in a bigger size?"
"Oh!" Usami gasped, realizing what the inventor actually meant. "We can't have indecency in this kind of environment!" With a wave of her magic stick, she adjusted the uniform so it was more of a proper fit.
"That's more like it," Miu said. "Thanks, teach."
Of course, there were more issues to worry about, so Usami was quick to help out. Angie was praying to Atua in hopes of clear weather instead of setting up her station, Kaede and Shuichi were finishing up a cake, Himiko had gotten sidetracked with attempting to add her usual flare to her portion, and Gonta was still trying to learn about pressure points. Regardless, the bunny was able to assist in record time. Everything had to be perfect so Kirumi could relax in peace, especially given how the other Ultimates were still exhausted thanks to a certain someone's surprise alarm.
"Everyone, get in position!" Usami called out once everything was set up. "We must make this the best birthday for Kirumi!"
Meanwhile, over at the cottages, Kirumi rose at her usual wake-up time. But unlike usual mornings, there was a note on her nightstand. Confused, she picked it up and read it.
Come to the Old Building right away for a special surprise.
—Sincerely, your loving teacher 💕
Knowing it was written by Usami, Kirumi got dressed and headed for the Old Building. She knew the building was commonly used for parties, so maybe there was one going on today. Perhaps her classmates needed help setting things up.
But upon arriving at the Old Building, Kirumi was greeted by none other than Usami. "Happy birthday, Kirumi!" the bunny teacher exclaimed. "Welcome to your personal spa experience!"
"Today is my birthday?" Kirumi asked, genuinely confused. "I had no idea it was today. Is there anything I can do to assist?"
"Goodness, no!" Usami yelped. "This is your special day! You've done so much for everyone else, so let us take care of you in return."
"That is most unexpected, but appreciated," Kirumi replied. "Very well. I shall accept this spa day experience." But just as she was about to head into the building, she was stopped by a certain magic stick blocking her path.
"You can't go in looking like that," Usami pointed out. "Allow me to give you a more fitting outfit." She proceeded to wave her magic stick. "Bibidi bobidi, bibidi bobidi! Bibidibibidi bobidibobidi! Bu! Turn into a spa guest!"
In a flash of pink light, Kirumi was no longer wearing her usual attire. Instead, she wore the same black swimsuit that was given to her at the start of the training camp along with a white silk robe. But given how much skin was exposed, she couldn't help but shiver ever so slightly.
"This feels rather indecent," the maid spoke. "Is that all right?"
"Of course!" Usami insisted. "Now enjoy your spa experience."
Upon entering the Old Building, Kirumi was greeted by an unfamiliar sight. The hallway was dimly lit and she could hear soft music playing from unseen speakers. The floor was even covered in some kind of soft carpet. As she walked down the hallway, she could smell some kind of floral fragrance from nearby incense. The whole environment felt rather pleasant.
But the biggest shock came from when she arrived at the dining hall. The entire place had stations set up for various spa treatments and there was a banner that read, "Happy Birthday Kirumi!" If that wasn't enough, all of her classmates were present, dressed in various maid and butler attire. It all felt so surreal to the Ultimate Maid, yet she didn't hate it.
"Welcome, Lady Kirumi," Shuichi greeted with a slight bow. "How may we serve you today?"
Kirumi was taken back by this unusual behavioral change. "I do not understand," she admitted. "Why are you behaving so much like the servants who pamper me back home?"
"Whatever do you mean?" Kaede innocently asked. "Is it not normal for maids and butlers to take care of their master's whims?"
"Well, yes," Kirumi answered. "But—"
"Then shut your mouth and leave everythin' to us," Miu interrupted. But then she felt a sharp elbow jab from Tenko, causing her to groan in annoyance. "I mean, please be quiet and let us take care of you." She looked disgusted and muttered something under her breath.
"We have so many wonderful options for you to try," Tsumugi offered, holding out a pamphlet. "Let us know what spa treatments you want."
Kirumi read the pamphlet. To her surprise, it was completely drawn in crayon. The spa treatments that were listed were depicted as childish scribbles. This was most likely made by Usami, who probably wanted to make things as cute and uplifting as possible. But despite the low quality, she was amazed with everything that was offered to her. It seemed like her classmates all wanted to contribute in some way.
"Well if you insist, perhaps I would like to start off with the sauna as per spa customs," Kirumi decided.
"Guess that's my cue," Kaito said as he stepped forward. Realizing what he just said, he cleared his throat. "Right this way, Lady Kirumi."
"Please enjoy some calm sounds to enhance your experience," Keebo offered. Sure enough, the music Kirumi had heard earlier was coming from the Ultimate Robot. There was no doubt a speaker hidden in his chest.
"Thank you," the Ultimate Ex-Maid replied. "I look forward to seeing what you have to offer."
The sauna wasn't quite what Kirumi was expecting. Kaito had retrieved a bunch of mini heaters from Rocketpunch Market and had them surrounding a wooden bench. Even then, the temperature wasn't quite the same level as typical saunas.
Next came a mud soak from Kokichi, who had simply filled a kiddie pool with mud that was clearly made from dirt and water. It didn't feel as nice as more typical spa-related mud, but it still felt cold and damp, perfect for getting rid of excess heat from the sauna.
Ryoma did a good job providing a foot bath. He added liquid soap and epsom salts into a shallow plastic bucket. He also rubbed lotion on Kirumi's feet and shins before setting those same feet in the bucket to soak. While that was going on, Angie proceeded to arrange some water cleansing, although she used the same ritual that was supposedly from her native culture. First Kirumi sipped from a fancy-looking glass, then Angie patted her face with a damp towel. Afterwards, the Ultimate Artist repeatedly hit a miniature gong as she uttered a Polynesian chant. Kirumi recalled how Angie believed this was to clear out wicked souls that supposedly invade minds. Even if the artist's beliefs and rituals were a bit off, they were proven to be effective.
Unlike Kokichi, Maki put more effort into a small hot tub. While she also got her supplies from Rocketpunch Market, she picked out a wooden outdoor tub and boiled hot water. She also sprinkled in some epsom salts for some added comfort, which proved to be quite relaxing. The hot bath dip was brief, but Kirumi could feel her skin being cleansed.
Up next were Kaede and Tsumugi, who were in charge of scalp scrubbing and aromatherapy, respectively. While Tsumugi lit a few scented candles, Kaede made sure Kirumi wasn't wearing any hair accessories before she started. With that taken care of, the pianist applied some special shampoo to the birthday girl's hair. She also used some steam to enhance the experience, making sure it didn't cancel out Tsumugi's candles. Once her hair was fully washed, it was dried with a cool-setting hair dryer.
When it came to the back massage, Miu and Gonta worked together. After Miu rubbed cream on Kirumi's body, Gonta proceeded to initiate the actual massage. But given that he was the strongest student in the 79th Class, he only used his thumbs to gently press into certain pressure points. Of course those gentle touches were enough to release muscle tension in those areas. So while that was going on, Miu used some hot stones to massage Kirumi's feet and legs.
Once the birthday girl's body was relaxed, it was Kiyo, Shuichi, and Rantaro's turns. Rantaro filed Kirumi's nails to make sure they weren't too long. While he painted them, Shuichi applied some sticky mud to Kirumi's face. As for Kiyo, he massaged her jaw once the mud hardened. Once he was done, Shuichi proceeded to remove the mud, leaving Kirumi with oil-free skin. Rantaro also finished up the nail polish procedure. The maid's fingernails were black with a silver web painted on both thumbs, while her toenails were the same shimmery shade of silver.
Tenko was the last one up. Given how she was the more athletic type, she had discovered a CD titled Monokuma Tai Chi and decided to contribute that to the birthday spa experience. So she instructed the Tai Chi exercise as Kirumi did her best to follow the instructions. But she could tell the Aikido expert was getting a bit annoyed at the relaxing exercise, given that she was more used to aggressive combat.
"How do you feel, Lady Kirumi?" Kaede asked once all the spa treatments were complete.
"I must admit, what I have gone through was different from how I provide makeshift treatments to others," Kirumi answered. She smiled warmly. "But I could tell you have put in a lot of effort into this spa experience. I greatly appreciate it."
As if on cue, Usami wheeled out a cake. "Alrighty!" she called out. "Now that the birthday girl has been refreshed, it's time for everyone to enjoy some cake!" With a wave of her magic stick, the bunny divided the cake into sixteen equal slices and distributed each slice to everyone in the 79th Class. Before Kirumi could eat her slice, she was stopped once more, but this time it was from one of her classmates.
"Wait!" Himiko yelped. She proceeded to set up a cup of tea. "You can't have cake without a soothing beverage."
Kirumi peeked into the teacup. "Is this green tea?" she checked.
"I tried to copy the same brew you gave me a while ago," Himiko explained. "Please enjoy it while you eat your birthday treat."
And thus, that concluded Kirumi Tojo's personal spa experience. While she chatted and socialized with her classmates, she didn't want to admit all the flaws that were in each treatment. There was also the issue that Himiko's green tea brew didn't quite taste right. Regardless, she appreciated everything they did for her to make sure she was pampered on her very special day. There was no doubt she was glad to see everyone doing their best to show how grateful they are to have her as both a classmate and a friend.
Kirumi Tojo's birthday spa experience is a success.
Hope Fragment obtained.
79th Class Hope Fragment Total: 12 out of 16
Conclusion: Group birthdays help build hope.