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The (un)Official Guide to Failing Friends with Benefits by cohoie
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
29 Mar 2025
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“I have a realistic boyfriend list!” he easily starts, backing away. Hansol’s mouth doesn’t need to be against Seungkwan’s neck this early in the morning. It’s unnecessary. Unneeded.
Despite the sudden shift, Hansol doesn’t get deterred.
“I’m sure you do,” Hansol nods, urging him to continue, “What’s in it? Son of a millionaire, secret mafia member? I might be one of those. You never know.”
“Oh—god, no.” Seungkwan groans. “I’ve seen your room. You use Head and Shoulders 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner.”
Hansol’s tongue clicks. A rebuttal falls from his lips, “I’ll have you know that my Italian mafia godfather enjoys their dandruff shampoo.”
Or: in between flirting with the devil and kissing a boy he doesn’t quite know, seungkwan gives up on love at the ripe age of 25 years old, only rediscovering it again in chwe hansol.
