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Logan has created a groupchat
Logan has changed Ajaxs name to Ajass
Logan: Keegan, tell them the 'great' idea you had.
Keegan: Who's in the groupchat?
Kick: Tell us what your idea is.
Hesh: I'm interested as well so just tell us.
Keegan: No, I'm not telling you.
Merrick: Just tell us It can't be worse than some of Hesh's ideas
Keegan: Fine. My idea was that we create a group of people who set things on fire and call them waterfighters.
Ajass: Firstly, terrible idea. Secondly, what the fuck did one of you do to my contacts?
Merrick: What am I now saved as on your phone?
Ajass: ✨️rick✨️
Merrick: God dammit. It's not even capitalised.
Hesh has changed Merricks name to rick
rick: At least capitalise it.
Hesh: Hmmm, no.
rick: I swear, you guys are gonna make my hair turn grey
Elias: It already is. You just dye it.
rick: It's still better than when you dated Rorke.
Logan: Wait what?!
Hesh: Dad, you dated Rorke?!
Elias: At least I admitted my feelings unlike you. How long have you been admiring Ajax from a far? Nearly a fucking year.
rick: At least I'm not heartbroken unlike you when you had to let Rorke go to save the rest of us.
Ajass: Stop arguing for 5 fucking minutes! Firstly, Elias you dated Rorke? Secondly, what did you mean about Merrick liking me?
Elias: I'll answer the first one but the second one is easy to figure out. Me and Gabriel did date but not for long since the federation took him in carcares.(authors note: I don't know how you spell the place where the mission Legends Never Die mission happens. If someone could correct the spelling it'd be helpful <3)
Logan: But you said mum was your only ex-partner.
Elias: I said your mum was my only Ex-girlfriend not my only ex-partner
Hesh: That was a smart way of avoiding us finding out about you and Rorke.
Keegan: Wtf did I miss?
Kick: A lot but I've been silently observing.
Ajax: Holy shit, I forgot you were here Kick.
Hesh: I didn't forget that my boy- best friend was here.
Keegan: Did you nearly call Kick your boyfriend?
Hesh: Shut up. Anyway, have any of you seen Riley?
Logan: Yeah, he's splayed out over me demanding attention again. Why?
Hesh: Just wanted to know where he was since I've not seen him for a little bit.
Logan: Makes sense.
rick: This chat is ADHD coded. I'm muting it.
Elias: I'm also muting this chat.
Logan: Aight bye.