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    Chase gets his snooch pounded like he should!!!

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  1. Rec 94

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    “Are you having a stroke?” Wilson asks, genuinely alarmed now.

    House waves him off. “No, no. Just trying to figure out why, in this charming reality, we’re not having sex.”

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    Or, where the "other" House from a universe where he and Wilson are married, gets sent to the canon-typical universe where... they're not.

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    27 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AMAIZNG. FUCKING AMAZING. READ THE FIRST ONE TO THIS SERIES TOO. JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

  2. Rec 33

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    '“If you don’t have a dog, why do you have this?”

    And then Wilson turns around, House’s collar wrapped delicately around his hand.

    ...Ah.

    Shit.'

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    Wilson finds House's old collar. He doesn't expect it to lead to anything other than teasing and mockery - until Wilson sets about proving him wrong.

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    01 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    BARK BARK BARK YESSSUHHHHHH I LOVE PUPPY HOUSE

  3. Rec 22

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    “Do you want to come tonight, House?”

    House nods, slowly, hesitantly, beads of sweat already starting to gather on his forehead. Wilson runs his tongue over the front of his teeth. The look in his eyes is downright predatory.

    “Then you're going to fuck the bike.”

    (aka what happens when james wilson gets jealous)

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    29 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I FUCKING LOVE SADISTIC WILSON

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    a compilation of my nsfw House MD fanart (all of which can also be found on my twitter: Mr_T_B_Jones)

    non-explicit stuff can be found on my tumblr: spro-o

    the images might take a little while to load in, but if any links are broken, let me know and I will try to fix it asap!!

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    15 Jun 2025

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    GOOD LORD AND HEAVENS I HAVE COME ACROSS PICASSO HIMSELF.

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    ""You've thought of all this.”

     

    His eyes search for House’s. Of course he has thought of it. He hasn’t quite reached a conclusion yet, but he sees that Wilson is happy with Amber and that this time, it is different than with all his ex-wives. He knows Wilson finally has a true chance to get his dream of a perfect white picket fence family, and as much as he is a dick, he also knows that trying to stop this will most likely end with House losing him as a friend completely.

     

    He doesn’t need to look at Wilson to know that he understood what House was trying to say. He knows Wilson can see through this facade and recognise the sacrifices he is making."

    Or: What if things had gone a little differently in House's Head/Wilson's Heart?

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    21 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC I LOVED IT.