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1. Thicker Than Blood by DipStick45

   Fandoms: Megamind (2010)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi
   • Wayne Scott/Roxanne Ritchi
   • Megamind & Roxanne Ritchi
   • Megamind & Minion
   • Megamind (Megamind)
   • Minion (Megamind)
   • Roxanne Ritchi
   • Wayne Scott
   • Lady Scott (Megamind)
   • Lord Scott (Megamind)
   • Hal Stewart | Titan
   • Alternate Universe
   • No superheroes/powers
   • Mystery
   • Murder Mystery
   • Assassins & Hitmen
   • Bodyguard
   • Violence
   • Gun Violence
   • Blood and Violence
   • Blood and Injury
   • Eventual Romance
   • Slow Romance
   • megamind is an assassin
   • Slow Burn
   • Dark Megamind
   • Knives
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Alien/Human Relationships

   Summary

   Megamind is an assassin. Assassins kill. They don’t protect.

   So then why on earth did he ever agree to becoming Wayne Scott’s bodyguard?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   25,810

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

   45

   Kudos:

   41

   Bookmarks:

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