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1. Eat Ass, Suck a Dick, and Sell Drugs by SaltandPepperDiner

   Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), US Comedians RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • John Mulaney/Jake Peralta
   • John Mulaney
   • Jake Peralta
   • Ray Holt
   • Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
   • Gina Linetti
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Childhood Friends
   • Based on a Tumblr Post
   • References to Drugs
   • References to Addiction
   • Eventual Smut
   • Second Chances
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Crack
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Masturbation in Shower
   • Cocaine
   • Underage Drinking
   • Flashbacks

   Summary

   Some pretty surprising things happen to Jake, working as a cop in Brooklyn. But nothing would surprise him as much as his high school best friend, John Mulaney, walking into the bullpen. The man, whom he hadn’t seen, let alone spoken to, in twenty years, would bring back many suppressed memories–and opportunities for the future.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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