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My_king: Hey Martyn?
My_hand: Yes?
My_king: I can’t come over tonight
My_hand: What? Why not??????
My_king: B wants to do some ‘soulmate bonding time’
My_hand: Why?
My_king: Grian is probably too busy for him so now he has to ‘deal’ with me
My_hand: What? You think Grian is going to drop him?
My_king: Neh, Grian probably just has Scar problems that are more worth dealing with
My_hand: fair, I kinda feel bad for Scar
My_king: You think Scar knows?
My_hand: Scar has a habit of being oblivious but this is obvious enough right?
My_king: Well what’s better? Him knowing or not knowing?
My_hand: Don’t know honestly, I am pretty sure Scar is hanging out with Scott tho.
My_king: since when?
My_hand: saw Scott walking home with Scar on his tail in the morning, coming form Scar and Grian’s base.
My_king: That means Scar has to know right?
My_hand: seems like it.
My_hand: Also are you sure you can’t sneak out?
My_king: idk dude
My_hand: for me pleaseeeeeee (also who calls the man they make out with dude?????)
My_king: I’ll see (I will do it again, dude)