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the day was so awesome and bright. amazing tumes aheaf.
ash and eve on a walk and hes like
"ugh its so nice todya"
"ikr! so cool thanks angel"
"whatever"
and then... spoon apearr. his UGLY yellow body. and tong. hes here..
ash and eve stop to look at him.
"aww whats this guydoigng here ?"
eve ask
spoon does nothing but stare.
ash has a bad feleig. "bad thing. "
he growl
spoon looks at them both and they both exploce on the spot. and spoin runs away. to next vutim..
DUN DUN DUN.
tbc..