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After the challenge the night before where the contestants had to last in a haunted house filled with ghosts, Toilet was still quite..curious...
He never went into the mansion for himself, he'd only heard stories about what happened. Something about a pink ghost possessing everyone?
It was dark outside and MePad and MePhone4 were already "asleep". Which made it the perfect time to check out the mansion.
"I hope Mister Phone doesn't mind me going out there for myself.." Toilet crept out of his bedroom, still dressed with his tote bag slung over his shoulder, and began searching for a flashlight.
Toilet made small quiet steps, to not disturb the sleep of the others as he searched for....something to light up the place.
He stopped walking when he spotted a small metal lantern sitting on some random wooden table.
"Is Mister Phone really this messy? I need to start cleaning this place...more...." Toilet turned on the lantern and made his way to the front door of MePhone4's "co-host house" as the phone had called it.
"Yea-Yeah....I....I am so ready....He will...will be..." Toilet grabbed the doorknob, sweat dripping down his face.
"Well......welll...." Toilet sighed and opened the door.
One foot out. Now the other.
Just then, the door slammed shut and Toilet knew he had to RUN.
"Which way do I go?!" Toilet started running as fast as he could. "Straight is the best..the best way!"
Toilet could slowly see a large wooden building in the distance and he could finally return to his normal demeanor.
"I'M EXPLORINGGGG!!" Toilet now couldn't care less that his throat was practically screaming at him to stop running, the mansion was nearby!
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Toilet was now standing right in front of the mansion.
It sure looked a lot bigger up close.
"I'M EXPLORING!!!" Toilet opened the door and stepped inside, only to be met with an eerie presence around him.
"Ew. Why does this guy look like a beaten-up carton of milk?" A whisper could be heard in front of Toilet as the door closed behind him.
"Um...HELLO!?" Toilet held up the lantern to see a pink figure floating above him.
"A GHO....GHOST!?" Toilet dropped the lantern, making the lightbulb inside break.
"My lantern..."
"You don't need lanterns, idiot." The ghost whispered in Toilet's ear as the entire mansion brightened up. "Do you even know who I am?"
"NAHHHHH!!!!" Toilet walked right through the pink ghost.
"Also, apparently you're some new guy that like works for the phone. I've heard about you."
"THAT'S MEEEEE!" Toilet grinned. "What's YOUR name?"
"Bow. I feel like you'll really like this one guy in here." Bow laughed knowing the ghost she was about to introduce Toilet to was the most incompatible ghost to ever be paired with someone this... happy.
"MAYBE THIS PLACE ISN'T SO BAAADDD..." They both began to walk down a hallway with , well Bow was floating but it didn't really matter.
"Yeah he's like super nice... You'll love him.. " Bow was trying not to laugh her head off because of the lies she was telling Toilet. "As soon as there's a closed door, I'll know."
Bow spotted a closed door and dragged Toilet to it as she took a deep breath.
"MePhone4S.... I know you're in there..."
"Leave me alone bitch." A deep voice could be heard inside.
"Haven't you forgotten something?" Bow let go of Toilet and floated through the door.
"Bow, I hate you and I hate this mansion." A red ghost with 4 arms and sunglasses turned to look at Bow. "Haven't I told you those pigtails make you look silly?"
"THEY DO NOT! Your emo haircut like says otherwise!" Bow opened the door. "Some guy decided to visit us."
"HELLO?!" Toilet awkwardly waved.
"Meet your boss's brother...who died..what am I even saying." Bow left the room. "I just want someone to shut him up. BYE!"
Both of them stared at eachother.
"You look hideous." MePhone4s turned away. "I don't even want to look at you."
"WELL SOOORRRY THAT I DIDN'T COME ALL FANCY!! " Toilet crossed his arms.
"Well I could've hosted that show better than you or him." MePhone4S sat down in an old rocking chair.
For a while, the only sound in the room was MePhone4S on his rocking chair, until Bow went through the door.
"I'm back. You guys did NOTHING? I expected better from the 'superior phone'!" Toilet covered his ears as Bow yelled. "Thought you'd like fawn over him or something as I've heard you do with his brother!"
"I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON MISTAH PHONE! I'M JUST A HARD WORKIN-" Toilet began loudly coughing.
"So glad I don't have to worry about that. I'm not even gonna bother with this." Bow vanished again.
"Sorry for not being more.... polite..." Toilet spoke in a quiet voice.
"I could care less about you." MePhone4S was still rocking in that chair, eyes glued onto Toilet.
Toilet grabbed a chair from the corner of the small room and sat near MePhone4S.
"Never noticed how coolldd it is in this place....Even with my sweater..." Toilet put his legs up to his chest.
"How did you not notice you fucking idio-" A door being slammed against a wall was heard. "Hold." MePhone4S ascended up into the ceiling.
"I swear if Toilet is in here..." MePhone4 was standing in the entrance of the mansion, next to Toilet's broken lantern. "I'm gonna fire that son of a bitch."
Toilet was still anxiously sitting in the same place, humming to himself.
Until MePhone4S came back about 2 minutes later.
"The blockhead is here. He'll fire you if you show yourself." MePhone4S pointed to a closet in the corner. "Get in there."
"I don't wanna be fired.." Toilet got up from the chair and went into the closet.
Loud stomps could now be heard, as well as doors opening. "I know he's in here.... My lantern was broken..."
Muffled crying could now be heard from Toilet. "I'm sorry...."
"For what? What the hell could you be sorry for?" MePhone4S whispered.
"Everrryyythinggg..." Toilet's crying became louder. "For wanting to exploree and getting us into this messs....For being an idiottt....I'll be better..."
"Hey now it-" The door slammed open with MePhone4 standing there.
"Have YOU seen my ASSISTANT?" MePhone4 stomped towards MePhone4S.
"What assistant? You have an assistant?" MePhone4S tried to act as oblivious as possible.
"He's really pale, looks like a nerd, and is an ear sore." MePhone4 went up to the closet and tried to open it. It was locked.
"That's always been locked..." MePhone4S shrugged as if he didn't lock it in the minute that him and MePhone4 were talking. "There's nothing in there even if you opened it. I've passed through that multiple times.."
"Okay, I'll just go. Maybe this is just a dream." MePhone4 laughed and walked out of the room.
"You did really good at being quiet." MePhone4S opened the closet.
"Mister....Ghost....please tell me how you were able to come up with that so fast.." Toilet was covered in dust from head to toe, and his glasses were really foggy.
"I'm just built better than him." MePhone4S handed Toilet a wipe. "Clean your glasses."
