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1. Penny For The Thoughts of a Hetero Burns and The Wind He Blew by DiceGray

   Fandoms: MASH (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Frank Burns/Samuel Flagg
   • Frank Burns/Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
   • Frank Burns
   • Samuel Flagg
   • Henry Blake (mentioned)
   • Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
   • "Trapper" John McIntyre
   • Radar O'Reilly
   • Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
   • how do I put this nicely
   • how dare there only be three fics in this tag ( at the time I'm writing this )
   • frank burns eats worms
   • frank burns is a pathetic little bitch but he needs to get laid
   • mostly clean; it's frank thinking then a little convo and THEN hanky panky bitch
   • with enough requests there CAN and probably WILL be a sequel
   • beta????? never heard of her. must be dead.
   • flagg is insane and this only perpetuates that reading of him
   • framuel
   • also frank has a weird crush on hawkeye if you squint enough
   • Implied Piercintyre
   • only the second chapter has outright smut and it's Frank/Margaret
   • FlaggBurning

   Summary

   Frank burns goes to where Colonel Samuel is recovering from the appendicitis stunt pulled on him by the 4077th's favorite pair of troublemakers. There's a miscommunication somewhere in the middle, but it allows a certain tension in Frank to come into full bloom.
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   "That Samuel Flagg is one hell of a man: sculpted out of masculinity and glazed in macho G.I. ruggedness then dipped into movie-star appeal. His martyrdom too prevalent, his cheekbones prominent and his jawline – oh his jawline – unspeakably sharp, he emanates perfection.
   If Frank Burns were a woman, oh how he would. But he’s not, of course. So he wouldn’t. Everyone knows a man can’t look at another man and, with homoerotic desperation, desire to be stepped on and be absolutely ravished by said man. That’s the sort of thing a degenerate like Pierce would fantasize about, not him. Not Frank Burns. Never Frank Burns."
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   This fic takes place after the events of season 3 episode 23: "White Gold", in which Frank Burns is blatantly in awe with Samuel Flagg. Inspired by the lack of fics with this pairing, because seriously what the fuck, guys.
   

   Series

   • Part 1 of When Flag Posts Fall and Ashes Remain

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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