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"Those are not the lyrics," Sam said, staring at the stage in horror. "I don't even think that is real French. At least not any I've ever heard."
"Please don't make a scene," Danny said.
"Why would I do that when I can just tease him?"
Danny rolled his eyes. He knew better than anyone she only wouldn't because she was asked even on date night.
Dick got down off the stage as his turn at karaoke walking back to their table.
"So how'd I do?" Dick asked.
"That was some yaourter if I have ever heard it," Sam said
